Two and a Half Men

Season 5 Episode 2

Media Room Slash Dungeon

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Oct 01, 2007 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Sharon: I'm sorry, Alan, I can't do this.
      Alan: Sure you can. I mean, you are... and if you'll allow me to say so, you're pretty good at it.
      Sharon: It's not you, it's me.
      Alan: Yeah, right!
      Sharon: What is that supposed to mean?
      Alan: Sharon, I have been rejected by... thirty two different women in my life, and you know what? It's never been me.