Walden: (to Alan, quietly) There are a billion women in this world. Why this one?
Alan: (quietly) I don't know. She's like a-a powerful sex magnet and I'm like a... sex refrigerator.
Walden: What does that even mean?
Alan: (sighs) I have no idea what it means. I just... I-I need you to babysit her decomposing husband while I plow his wife. It's their anniversary.
This episode's end titles have Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #414.
International Air Dates:
Canada: May 2, 2013 on CTV
Turkey: May 13, 2013 on CNBC-e
Sweden: May 20, 2013 on TV6
Finland: March 12, 2014 on Sub