Two and a Half Men

Season 11 Episode 1


Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Sep 26, 2013 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Jenny: (to Alan about Walden) Hey, am I related to Abercrombie & Fitch over here?
      Walden: (to Jenny) No, I own the house.
      Jenny: Oh. I assumed it was Alan's.
      Walden: So does he.

    • Jenny: (to Alan and Walden) So, just the two of you live here?
      Alan: Uh, well, my son, your cousin Jake, uh, used to live with us, but he's in the army now. Stationed in Japan.
      Jenny: Oh, that's impressive.
      Walden: Because of the time difference, he thinks he lives in the future.
      Jenny: Maybe we can call him and find out when this headache's gonna go away.

    • Jenny: So when I was like five, my mom married this loser named Rob. He moved in with us and never looked for a job, but he's sponging off of her ever since.
      Walden: (smiling sarcastically at Alan) Who does that? (Alan says nothing)

  • Notes

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