Two and a Half Men

Season 9 Episode 1

Nice to Meet You, Walden Schmidt (1)

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Sep 19, 2011 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Rose: Charlie Harper was the love of my life, and a wonderful, wonderful man.
      Sherri: (faking a sneeze) Selfish pig!
      Rose: Sure, our relationship had its ups and downs, and the occasional restraining order, but in the end, we ran away together to Paris, where he asked me to marry him. I said yes, and the next few days were the happiest of my life. Nothing could spoil it. Not even when I came home from shopping and found him taking a shower with another woman.
      (everyone else murmurs in agreement that Charlie would do that)
      Rose: But I forgave him, because I loved him unconditionally. So you can imagine my horror when the very next day, he slipped on the Metro platform and fell in front of an oncoming train.
      Berta: (sotto voce) Never cross a crazy woman.