Two and a Half Men

Season 1 Episode 21

No Sniffing, No Wowing

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM May 03, 2004 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Alan: My settlement conference turned into a drive-by colonscopy.
      Charlie: Ouch!

    • Alan: Oh, I'm sorry, did I interupt your late-morning nap or early-afternoon nap?
      Charlie: I don't nap, I recharge.

    • Laura: I don't have to like you to want you.
      Charlie: Right on.

    • Charlie: Whoa, where are you going?
      Jake: Looking for my Gameboy.
      Charlie: Forget your Gameboy. It's a beautiful day. You can watch TV.
      Jake: I don't want to watch TV. I want to play my Gameboy and it's in your room.
      Charlie: Whew! When... The parental code that unlocks the pay channels is 1234
      Jake: 1234... I should've known.

    • Charlie: What's wrong with my lifestyle?
      Alan: Oh, no! We're not going down that road at $300 an hour.

    • Laura: Okay, let's get started.
      Charlie: Wow!
      Alan: No! No wowing. No sniffing, no wowing.

  • Notes

    • German episode title: "Fragen Sie Ihren Bruder", meaning "Ask Your Brother". The French title is "On ne renifle pas l'assistante, meaning "One Doesn't Sniff the Help". The Italian title is "Essere single non è reato", meaning "It's Not a Crime to Be Single". The Spanish title is "Ni lloriques ni animes", meaning "Neither Sniffing nor Encouraging".

    • Both Holland Taylor (Evelyn) and Melanie Lynskey (Rose) don't appear in this episode.

    • Charlie Sheen and Heather Locklear worked together on Spin City and the movie Money Talks.

    • Both Jon Cryer and Heather Locklear later played Lilly Truscott's parents on Hannah Montana.

  • Allusions