Two and a Half Men

Season 6 Episode 2

Pie Hole, Herb

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Sep 29, 2008 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • (Jake is outdoors trying to hold a "Condos For Sale" sign)
      Alan: Thanks, Mom. This is a perfect first job for him.
      Charlie: First job? I think you're looking at the birth of a career.
      Evelyn: I was gonna have him put up fliers, but I didn't trust him with a staple gun.
      Alan: How much are you paying him?
      Evelyn: Obviously, too much. Look at him! (Jake is picking his nose) For the record, I promised him $20 and a Playboy magazine.
      Alan: Playboy?
      Evelyn: Don't worry. I'll Magic Marker over the ta-tas and hoo-hoos.
      Charlie: Oh, that's disturbing on so many levels.