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Two and a Half Men Season 3 Episode 2

Principal Gallagher's Lesbian Lover

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AIRED: 9/26/05

Jake gets suspended from school after drawing an offensive picture of a girl in his class that has large breasts. Meanwhile, Charlie is asked to watch over Alan's chiropractic office after pulling an all-nighter.

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Another great episode.

8.6

By thefanof, Dec 27, 2009

Season 3 is being smart by having Alan be the complete idiot in the equation. This is the formula Ricky Gervais has used to become a comedic icon and it has helped Jon Cryer earn an Emmy nomination and eventual win with the role. Every show needs the loser, the fall guy, and so far Two and a Half Men has excelled with Alan Harper playing that role.

The show also had a fish out of water storyline with Charlie working at Alan's chiropractic office and eventually turning that place upside down by bringing in a happy ending masseuse.

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Awesome

9.0

By seriesguy3998, Aug 11, 2009

Jake draws a picture of a big breasted girl and gets suspended. Alan must go to Jake's school to meet with the principal, but he gets in trouble with the girl's mom after trying to inteceed for Jake. Alan leaves Charlie incharge of his consultory.

This episode was so great and so funny. Seeing Alan trying to talk for Jake, but worsenning the situation and seeing Charlie turn Alan's business into a whorehouse was so so funny! This episode was amazing. Two and a Half Men is a great show, and this episode shows hhow much. And it isnt even the half of it! The ep was amazing!moreless
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A very clever storyline which turned this into a very good episode

7.4

By j19000, Jun 14, 2008

Yeah, I suppose it was great here and there. Though I do notice a lack in comedy between the first two episodes of Season 3 and the first two seasons.

The whole story plot was a masterpiece. Jake getting suspended from school because of drawing an offensive picture of a girl with big breasts! Charlie took over Alan's office for a day and we see Berta for a bit. Alan was in strife with the big breast girl's mother which was a classic! Another excellent add to the plot.

Not going over too much, the writers have actually changed the aspect of this season compared to Seasons 1 and 2. The show is no longer as funny as it used to be but the storylines are way better. Last week and tonights episode were great examples of that. It's a good move, but I love being made to laugh to I cried. I hope that opportunity comes back.

So overall it was a good episode with a great story.. But high comedy which is what this show is all about. Can't wait for more...moreless
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A clever storyline with lots of funny quotes that will leave you doubleing over with laughter. One of the better episodes in this season

9.2

By Fures18, Dec 13, 2005

A great episode that shows us how CHarlie's character really stands out and hwo Jake is growing up. Boobra schmits, MMS and more. ALso the traffic scene was hialrious with Trunking Donuts and Charlie playing music. The office was great espically the new editons that Charlie made to it
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Twists and turns.

6.4

By Milks23, Dec 13, 2005

Jake gets sent home for writing rude remarks about a fellow classmate's breasts, then Alan has to go to the school to pled his son's case, and prevent him from being explelled, which, gives Alan the crazy idea to leave Charlie in charge of his office during his absense.

What was he thinking?

A woman enters the office only to use it as a hook up spot with her 'johns', and becasue Charlie gets a cut from her work.........let the fun begin.

The scene with Alan and the girl's mother was prolonged too much, DAMN, we got the joke the first time, don't drag it out.

Overall, an okay episode, which got a tad boring at times.

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Charlie Sheen	Charlie Harper
Jon Cryer	Alan Harper
Angus T. Jones	Jake Harper
Conchata Ferrell	Berta

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Stephanie Erb	Mrs. Schmidt	Guest Star
Lincoln Kennedy	Mr. Dunlop	Guest Star
Anna Pheil	Tanya	Guest Star

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- Alan: (to a very overweight patient) Oh, Mr. Dunlop, good to see you again. How we doing today?
  Mr. Dunlop: Not good. I was making love to my wife last night.
  Alan: Oh my God, is she okay?!?!
  Mr. Dunlop: She's fine. She was on top.
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- Alan: Principal Gallagher's lesbian lover might drop by to kick my ass.
  Charlie: Oh, good, remind me to rewind the camcorder.
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- Alan: You turned my business into a brothel.
  Charlie: I thought you'd be proud of me. I didn't touch a single patient.
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- Charlie: What's this?
  Coco: Your cut.
  Charlie: Ching, ching.
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- Barbara's Mom: What the hell is wrong with you?
  Alan: I don't know, I was a bottle baby.
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- Charlie: OK, where can I hang myself?
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- Berta: So, you like making fun of girls with big boobs?
  (Berta has a menacing look on her face)
  Jake: Not anymore.
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- Berta: What's the oompa loompa doing here on a weekday?
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- Berta: He just getting home?
  Alan: Yeah.
  Berta: You really have to wonder how long he can keep burning that penis at both ends.
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- Alan: It's my fault, I'm stupid and gullible....
  Charlie: Annoying, don't forget annoying.
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- Charlie: What time?
  Alan: Eight.
  Charlie: O'clock?
  Alan: No, degrees.
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- Charlie: Wanna play videogames?
  Jake: Sure.
  Alan: Are you forgetting you're being punished?
  Jake: No, but why does Uncle Charlie have to suffer?
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- Charlie: (to Jake) Why aren't you in school?
  Alan: He got sent home for misbehaving.
  Charlie: Well, it's about time.
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- Charlie: This is where you come every day?
  Alan: For 11 years. What do you think?
  Charlie: I'd have killed myself 10½ years ago.
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- Alan: Charlie's coming to work with me.
  Berta: Why?
  Alan: He's helping me around the office.
  Berta: You wanna bet?
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- Charlie: Oh, for the good old days when you could pretend you were blind and wander into the girls' locker room.
  Alan: You actually did that? That's terrible.
  Charlie: No, taking the dog from the blind guy was terrible.
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- German episode title: "Donuts im Stau", meaning "Donuts in the Tailpipe". The French title is "Le mythe des termites", meaning "The Myth of Termites". The Italian title is "Una splendida idea". The Spanish title is "La amante lesbiana de la directora Gallager", an exact translation.
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- Oompa-Loompas are the mysterious little men from the planet Loompaland in Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.
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