Two and a Half Men

Season 4 Episode 24

Prostitutes and Gelato

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Aired Thursday 9:00 PM May 14, 2007 on CBS

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  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • (Charlie is talking on the phone)
      Charlie: What? Really? I just can´t believe it.
      Alan: What is it? What happened?
      Charlie: Mom just turned down Teddy.
      Alan: That bitch!

    • Alan: What's that? What do you have there?
      Charlie: Nothing, is just...
      Alan: (picks up the magazine) The Modern Bride?
      Charlie: Yeah, I just thought it would be really nice to decorate around now that Mom is gonna get married, to celebrate the wedding here in the house.
      Alan: (has a disappointed look on his face) Oh, my God! (short pause) You are a mind reader!

    • Alan: Where are we going?
      Charlie: We are going to talk some sense into our mother.
      Alan: Really? It's hard to imagine that turning out well.

    • Charlie: I don't understand, how could mom say "no" to him?
      Alan: He was perfect for her.
      Charlie: Forget her, he was perfect for us.

    • Alan: Can I go sit in the limo?
      Teddy: Knock yourself out. There's sushi.
      Alan: Sushi in a car? Oh, boy!

    • Teddy: Charlie, when you get to be my age most of your friends are either married or dead.
      Charlie: What's the difference?
      Teddy: The dead ones smell up my plane.

    • Berta: OK, I'm outta here.
      Alan: Hey, Berta, did you hear the news about Mom?
      Berta: Yeah, she joined the Mormon Church so she can get a rent controlled apartment in Salt Lake City. Oh, you mean your mom. No.
      Charlie: We're getting a new dad!
      Alan: He's great! His name is Teddy!
      Charlie: He took us to a boxing match!
      Alan: He bought us prostitutes and gelato!

    • Teddy: Charlie, you need anything?
      Charlie: Teddy, if I was any happier, my pants would be wet.

    • Teddy: Unbelievable—an 18-second fight. It takes longer for me to start peeing.

    • (The Russian fighter gets knocked out)
      Charlie: How do you say "get up" in Russian?

    • Alan: You're going to be sorry!
      Charlie: (sarcastically, in a singing voice) You're going to be homeless.

    • Alan: Geez, there's Mom. Who's that she's with?
      Charlie: I don't know, but she hasn't been dating him long.
      Alan: How can you tell?
      Charlie: He's still smiling.

  • Notes

    • The German episode title is "Teddy ist unser Daddy", meaning "Teddy's Our Daddy". The French title is "Un beau-père en or", meaning "Golden Step-Father". The Italian title is "Il fidanzato di Evelyn", meaning "Evelyn's Fiancé". The Spanish title is "Prostitutas y helado".

    • This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #181.

    • This episode aired in a special 8:30 p.m. slot due to The King of Queens one-hour finale, which followed it.

  • Allusions

    • During the fight, Alan sits next to a rapper, and then tells Teddy "I think he's that Snoopy guy". He was talking about the famous rapper Snoop Dogg.

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