Two and a Half Men

Season 5 Episode 9

Shoes, Hats, Pickle Jar Lids

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Nov 19, 2007 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Alan: (with the phone in his hand) It's Teddy's daughter, she wants to talk to you.
      Charlie: Really?
      Alan: But you promised Teddy you'd stay away from her.
      Charlie: Hey, I didn't tell her to call me.
      Alan: What kind of man would hit on his future step-sister?
      Berta: You're just making it hotter for him.