Two and a Half Men

Season 8 Episode 8

Springtime on a Stick

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Nov 08, 2010 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Alan: I look at life, and I see the cup as half-full.
      Evelyn: But the cup belongs to your brother and what it's half-full of is tears.
      Charlie: Good one, mom.
      Evelyn: You're no one to talk. He at least aspires to normalcy, tries to have meaningful relationships with women. You go out with a girl and break up with her before her hoohah can develop a five o'clock shadow.

    • Jake: I thought you had a date tonight.
      Charlie: Not a date, a date experience.
      Megan: What's the difference?
      Charlie: About $1,500.

    • Jake: (watching TV) Is that one the gay vampire or the gay werewolf?
      Megan: The vampire. And he's not gay, he's... androgynous.
      Jake: So he can write with both hands, big deal.

  • Notes

    • International Airdates: United Kingdom: February 28, 2011 on Comedy Central; Sweden: March 28, 2011 on TV6; Slovakia: July 16, 2012 on Markiza

    • This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #310.

  • Allusions