Alan says the title of this episode.
Berta: Sure, it's all fun and games now, but before you know it you'll have a lollipop stuck to your keister. (leaves)
Alan: You wanna explain that to me?
Charlie : I'm trying to forget I ever heard it.
Charlie: Listen, Janine. Thanks for everything, but I should probably get this little guy home and come back. It's way past his bedtime.
Jake: What are you talking about? It's not past my bedtime.
Charlie: What do you wanna bet he falls asleep in the car and I have to carry him in?
Jake: What do you wanna bet he has to go home and take a laxative because he's too old to poop normal?
(After Janine goes into the kitchen)
Charlie: You don't know who you're messing with.
Jake: (yelling loudly) Are you kidding? I think she's gorgeous! (then slaps his hands together to make her think Charlie's hitting him) OW!! OW!!! (smugly) You don't know who you're messing with.
The German episode title is "Sie können jederzeit rein", meaning "You Can Get in Anytime You Want". The French title is "Que Dieu bénisse la scoliose", an exact translation. The Italian title is "Meglio non saperlo", meaning "Better Not to Know".
Latin America: March 3, 2009 on Warner Channel
Czech Republic: March 24, 2010 on TV Nova
Slovakia: October 5, 2010 on Markiza
Carol Kane also worked with Angus T. Jones in the 2003 TV movie, Audrey's Rain.
This episode's end titles has Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #236, a censored card viewable only at the Chuck Lorre Productions website.