Two and a Half Men

Season 1 Episode 16

That Was Saliva, Alan (2)

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Feb 16, 2004 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Alan: So what grade are you in, Joanie?
      Joanie: Second.
      Alan: Ah. Cool. I have a little boy who's in fourth.
      Joanie: So?
      Alan: Oh......well, I thought it would be relevant to the conversation.
      Charlie: No matter how old they are, you still strike out. You know, Joanie, you're just as pretty as your mom.
      Joanie: So?
      Alan: I bow to the master.