Two and a Half Men

Season 10 Episode 18

The 9:04 From Pemberton

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Mar 07, 2013 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Berta: (to Walden about Alan) He's coming back; you know that, right?
      Walden: No, he's not.
      Berta: He is a human boomerang. He's going to circle around, break a window and land right on your couch. (doorbell rings, Berta opens it and it's Alan) Open a window in the kitchen, maybe he'll just go straight through.

    • Alan: (to Walden)Don't worry, I'm just here to pick up my things and then I'll be on my way.
      Berta: Where you heading, Zippy, back to Mommy's?
      Alan: Living with my mother--that's pretty pathetic, isn't it? No, for your information, I am living with my ex-wife's ex-husband at my ex-house.
      Walden: (sarcastically)Yeah, that's not pathetic.

    • Berta: (with a duffel bag) All right, I packed all Zippy's stuff. It's sad. His entire life fits into one duffel bag.
      Walden: What's even sadder is it's my duffel bag.

    • Herb: Hey, Alan.
      Alan: (outside Lyndsey's house, startled) Oh, God! Herb! What-what are you doing?
      Herb: Neighborhood watch.
      Alan: Oh, that's nice. I-I didn't even know there was one.
      Herb: There isn't.

  • Notes

    • This episode's end titles have Chuck Lorre's Vanity Card #410.

    • International Air Dates:
      Canada: March 7, 2013 on CTV
      Sweden: April 1, 2013 on TV6
      Turkey: April 15, 2013 on CNBC-e
      Finland: February 28, 2014 on Sub

  • Allusions