Two and a Half Men

Season 5 Episode 13

The Soil is Moist

4
Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Mar 31, 2008 on CBS

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    • (the guys finish paying for coffees to find Jake eating something at a table)
      Alan: Where did you get that?
      Jake: I found it on the table.
      Alan: Oh, Jake...
      Jake: It's okay, I'm eating on the side without the teeth marks.
      Charlie: Puberty, my ass—that's a missing chromosome.