Two and a Half Men

Season 5 Episode 19

Waiting for the Right Snapper

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM May 19, 2008 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Alan: You know what you call someone who just skates through life doing only the bare minimum?
      Jake: Uncle Charlie?
      Alan: You call him a slacker.
      Jake: Whateve...
      Alan: Whateve? Are you now so lazy you can't even be bothered to finish words?
      Jake: What's your prob? Don't you get happy if I just get in eighth grade? I mean isn't that the whole point of seventh?
      Alan: No, that is not the whole point of seventh. And yes I'll be thrilled if you're not left back.
      Jake: So relax, it's all good.
      Alan: Don't you mean it's all 'goo'?