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  • Don't Give a Monkey a Gun

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    S 12 : Ep 14 - 2/12/15

    Walden grants Alan a wish as a divorce present. Lyndsey does not approve of Alan's choice so he tries to make it up to her.

  • Boompa Loved His Hookers

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    S 12 : Ep 13 - 2/5/15

    Lyndsey asks Alan to move in with her, but he's not sure it's the right thing to do. Meanwhile, Walden worries that Louis' adoption could be in jeopardy if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin.moreless
  • A Beer-Battered Rip-Off

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    S 12 : Ep 12 - 1/29/15

    Lyndsey drops off some off Alans old things and tell him she is leaving town. Alan tries to win her back and breaks up with Ms. McMartin.

  • For Whom the Booty Calls

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    S 12 : Ep 11 - 1/22/15

    Walden joins a support group for fathers with adoptive kids. But Alan isn't that easy to get away from.

  • Here I Come, Pants!

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    S 12 : Ep 10 - 1/15/15

    Walden may lose Louis when the social worker finds out that he and Alan aren't actually a couple, but Alan isn't ready to give up without a fight.
  • Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey

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    S 12 : Ep 9 - 1/8/15

    Walden finds it difficult to get close to women when his foster son, Louis, is home. Meanwhile, Herb asks for Alan's permission to go on a date with Lyndsey.
  • Sex With an Animated Ed Asner

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    S 12 : Ep 7 - 12/11/14

    Walden and Alan make friends with three moms at a gym for kids, but the relationship turns awkward when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Meanwhile, Alan tags along on a girls' night out.moreless
  • Alan Shot a Little Girl

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    S 12 : Ep 6 - 12/4/14

    Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it stay that way.
  • Oontz, Oontz, Oontz

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    S 12 : Ep 5 - 11/27/14

    Walden and Alan become foster parents for the weekend to a 6 year old boy named Luis. Walden is frustrated over making this work; thus, triggering series of fun incidents.

  • Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight

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    S 12 : Ep 4 - 11/20/14

    Walden baby proofs the house to pass the inspection from the adoption agency. Walden and Alan have a "we're getting a baby party" with their friends.

  • Glamping in a Yurt

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    S 12 : Ep 3 - 11/13/14

    Alan and Walden try to convince a social worker that they're a loving couple and capable of adopting a child. Meanwhile, Lyndsey gets out of rehab after 60 days.
  • A Chic Bar in Ibiza

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    S 12 : Ep 2 - 11/6/14

    Alan gets offended when Walden asks him to sign a prenuptial agreement, which gives him pause about getting married.
  • The Ol' Mexican Spinach

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    S 12 : Ep 1 - 10/30/14

    While getting ready for a Halloween’s night out, Walden suffers a minor heart attack, which results in Walden reevaluating his life. Walden's decisions have a major impact on Alan's future.
  • Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

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    S 11 : Ep 22 - 5/8/14

    In the Season 11 finale, Alan comes clean to Larry about his identity, but then has to face the consequences.
  • Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

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    S 11 : Ep 21 - 5/1/14

    Walden goes a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car; Gretchen demands that Alan tell Larry who he really is.
  • Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

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    S 11 : Ep 20 - 4/24/14

    A moneymaking scheme for Alan falls into his lap; Walden confronts his codependency issues.
  • Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

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    S 11 : Ep 19 - 4/10/14

    Walden reconnects with Kate and impulsively decides he wants to spend the rest of his life with her—until he meets Vivian. Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer.
  • West Side Story

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    S 11 : Ep 18 - 4/3/14

    Walden gets an invitation to an opening for his ex-girlfriend's boutique; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's house.
  • Welcome Home, Jake

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    S 11 : Ep 17 - 3/13/14

    Lyndsey finally learns that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister; Walden tries to tell Barry he's got to find his own place.
  • How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

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    S 11 : Ep 16 - 3/6/14

    Walden gets a new toy, but soon finds his future at Nicole's startup may be limited. Meanwhile, Alan can't stay away from Lyndsey and Larry and begins dating Larry's sister.

  • Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

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    S 11 : Ep 15 - 2/27/14

    Alan proposes to Lyndsey but ends up engaged to Judith. Meanwhile Jenny is afraid Brooke is breaking up with her.

  • Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

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    S 11 : Ep 14 - 2/6/14

    Alan is upset when he discovers that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and kept this information from him. When Walden’s masculinity is questioned he decides to prove he is a real man.

  • Bite Me, Supreme Court

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    S 11 : Ep 13 - 1/30/14

    Walden and Alan throw a bachelor party for Marty once he proposes to Evelyn.

  • Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

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    S 11 : Ep 12 - 1/9/14

    Walden is feeling frustrated because Nicole has no time for him due to a software project, so he offers to help her with it. Larry convinces Alan to go on a blind date, which Larry arranges.

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  • Tazed in the Lady Nuts

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    S 11 : Ep 11 - 1/2/14

    Alan gives Jenny relationship advice and Walden enters into a new project with a former employee.

     

  • On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer

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    S 11 : Ep 10 - 12/12/13

    Jenny needs Walden’s help in getting a second date and Alan finds trouble with his girlfriend’s ex-wife.

  • Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

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    S 11 : Ep 9 - 12/5/13

    Walden ends up on a date with a clumsy woman which extends his time with her. Alan finds himself involved with a woman who shares too much information with him.

  • Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

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    S 11 : Ep 8 - 11/21/13

    Walden finds himself in danger and must turn to Rose for help as a result if the affair between Alan and Lindsey.

  • Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

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    S 11 : Ep 7 - 11/14/13

    Walden and Alan plan a double date with two attractive women, but Lyndsey gets jealous and ruins the evening.

  • Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

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    S 11 : Ep 6 - 11/7/13

    Alan persuades Walden into inviting Lynda Carter over to dinner.

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