Two and a Half Men

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Thursday 9:00 PM on CBS Premiered Sep 22, 2003 Returning October 30, 2014

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  • Behind the Scenes: You Do Know What The Lollipop's For

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    10/16/12

    Walden starts to feel his age when a friend’s daughter comes to town, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Oct. 18 (8:31 – 9:01 PM, ET/PT) on CBS!
  • Behind The Scenes

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    9/27/12

    Emmy Award-winner Jon Cryer and Ashton Kutcher discuss guest star Michael Bolton and the 10th season premiere of TWO AND A HALF MEN, airing Thursday, Sept. 27 (8:30-9:00 PM, ET/PT) on CBS!
  • The Ol' Mexican Spinach (Preview)

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    10/15/14

    Following a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides to reprioritize his life with Alan's help, on the 12th season premiere of Two and a Half Men, Thursday, Oct. 30 at 9/8c. Aisha Tyler from The Talk guest stars. Only CBSmoreless
  • Oh WALD-E, Good Times Ahead

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    S 11 : Ep 22 - 5/8/14

    In the Season 11 finale, Alan comes clean to Larry about his identity, but then has to face the consequences.
  • Dial 1-900-Mix-A-Lot

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    S 11 : Ep 21 - 5/1/14

    Walden goes a road trip with Jenny and Barry to see his first car; Gretchen demands that Alan tell Larry who he really is.
  • Lotta Delis in Little Armenia

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    S 11 : Ep 20 - 4/24/14

    A moneymaking scheme for Alan falls into his lap; Walden confronts his codependency issues.
  • Lan Mao Shi Zai Wuding Shang

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    S 11 : Ep 19 - 4/10/14

    Walden reconnects with Kate and impulsively decides he wants to spend the rest of his life with her—until he meets Vivian. Meanwhile, Alan and Gretchen grow closer.
  • West Side Story

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    S 11 : Ep 18 - 4/3/14

    Walden gets an invitation to an opening for his ex-girlfriend's boutique; Gretchen hopes to spend more time at Alan's house.
  • Welcome Home, Jake

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    S 11 : Ep 17 - 3/13/14

    Lyndsey finally learns that Alan is sleeping with Larry's sister; Walden tries to tell Barry he's got to find his own place.
  • How to Get Rid of Alan Harper

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    S 11 : Ep 16 - 3/6/14

    Walden gets a new toy, but soon finds his future at Nicole's startup may be limited. Meanwhile, Alan can't stay away from Lyndsey and Larry and begins dating Larry's sister.

  • Cab Fare and a Bottle of Penicillin

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    S 11 : Ep 15 - 2/27/14

    Alan proposes to Lyndsey but ends up engaged to Judith. Meanwhile Jenny is afraid Brooke is breaking up with her.

  • Three Fingers of Creme de Menthe

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    S 11 : Ep 14 - 2/6/14

    Alan is upset when he discovers that Lyndsey broke up with Larry and kept this information from him. When Walden’s masculinity is questioned he decides to prove he is a real man.

  • Bite Me, Supreme Court

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    S 11 : Ep 13 - 1/30/14

    Walden and Alan throw a bachelor party for Marty once he proposes to Evelyn.

  • Baseball. Boobs. Boobs. Baseball.

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    S 11 : Ep 12 - 1/9/14

    Walden is feeling frustrated because Nicole has no time for him due to a software project, so he offers to help her with it. Larry convinces Alan to go on a blind date, which Larry arranges.

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  • Tazed in the Lady Nuts

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    S 11 : Ep 11 - 1/2/14

    Alan gives Jenny relationship advice and Walden enters into a new project with a former employee.

     

  • On Vodka, On Soda, On Blender, On Mixer

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    S 11 : Ep 10 - 12/12/13

    Jenny needs Walden’s help in getting a second date and Alan finds trouble with his girlfriend’s ex-wife.

  • Numero Uno Accidente Lawyer

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    S 11 : Ep 9 - 12/5/13

    Walden ends up on a date with a clumsy woman which extends his time with her. Alan finds himself involved with a woman who shares too much information with him.

  • Mr. Walden, He Die. I Clean Room.

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    S 11 : Ep 8 - 11/21/13

    Walden finds himself in danger and must turn to Rose for help as a result if the affair between Alan and Lindsey.

  • Some Kind of Lesbian Zombie

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    S 11 : Ep 7 - 11/14/13

    Walden and Alan plan a double date with two attractive women, but Lyndsey gets jealous and ruins the evening.

  • Justice in Star-Spangled Hot Pants

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    S 11 : Ep 6 - 11/7/13

    Alan persuades Walden into inviting Lynda Carter over to dinner.

  • Alan Harper, Pleasing Women Since 2003

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    S 11 : Ep 5 - 10/24/13

     Alan spends time with Lyndsey’s boyfriend in hopes of discovery why Lyndsey likes him so much. Walden encourages Jenny to take her acting career more seriously.

  • Clank, Clank, Drunken Skank

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    S 11 : Ep 4 - 10/17/13

    Walden starts partying with Jenny and her friends, eventually culminating in a massive orgy with them, Berta, and several people from the beach. Alan and Lyndsey's affair encounters some problems.

  • This Unblessed Biscuit

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    S 11 : Ep 3 - 10/10/13

    Walden finds Berta lying on his bed after injuring her and back suggests that it may be time for her to retire. Berta quits working and the guys begin the search for a new housekeeper.

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  • I Think I Banged Lucille Ball

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    S 11 : Ep 2 - 10/3/13

    Jenny moves into Evelyn’s home because of Walden’s feelings. Alan hooks up with Lyndsey even though she is seeing another man.

  • Nangnangnangnang

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    S 11 : Ep 1 - 9/26/13

    Charlie’s illegitimate daughter suddenly appears and Alan is surprised not only by her existence but by how much she is resembles Charlie.

  • Abtastic Moment

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    5/6/14

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  • Behind the Scenes: 'Bite Me, Supreme Court'

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    1/29/14

    After Marty proposes to Evelyn, Walden and Alan throw him a bachelor party with several of his old friends, on TWO AND A HALF MEN, Thursday, Jan. 30 (9:31-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on CBS!moreless
  • Behind the Scenes

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    9/25/13

    Catch the 11th season premiere of Two and a Half Men, Thursday, Sept. 26 (9:31-10:01 PM, ET/PT) on CBS!
  • Cows, Prepare to Be Tipped

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    S 10 : Ep 23 - 5/9/13

    Walden meets another young, drunk girl and drives her home where her grandmother receives them. An unexpected turn of events make Walden find her attractive while Jake gives Alan big news about his brand new job.

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  • My Bodacious Vidalia

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    S 10 : Ep 22 - 5/2/13

    Alan tries to get over the break up, and Walden decides to help him with that and borrows his credit card to him. Alan gets a change of looks and meets a new lady "friend".

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