Russell: Well, there you go.(gives Walden a bottle of a variety of erection pills) And since you're a friend of a friend, I should read you the possible side effects; Headaches, dry mouth, blurred vision, facial flushing, inflamed bursa sac, vertigo, fits of rage, homicidal, patricidal, matricidal and suicidal thoughts, stroke, anal leakage, explosive diarrhea, nipple discoloration, death, and difficulty achieving an erection.
Alan: That explains my yellow nipples.
Walden: You know what? Maybe I'll just go with the basic little blue pill.
Russell: Well, suit yourself, Sally. (hands Walden a new pill bottle) Here you go. Don't want these to go to waste. That little waitress down at Ruby Tuesday's is never gonna know what hit her.(puts the first bottle of erection pills in his pocket)