Two and a Half Men

Season 4 Episode 2

Who's Vod Kanockers?

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Sep 25, 2006 on CBS



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Charlie: Can you lay off the harmonica playing?
      Steven Tyler: Hey, a lot of people pay to see me play harmonica!
      Charlie: They pay to hear you sing; they tolerate the harmonica!

    • Rose: How cool is it that Steven Tyler moved in next door? I lost my virginity to him.
      Charlie: You mean his music.
      Rose: No.

    • Charlie: (to Alan) I don't have to face anything I don't want to face, and I don't have to feel anything I don't want to feel, and that includes Mom's vodka knockers.

    • Alan: (To Charlie) You misspelled Vicodin.
      Charlie: That's the great thing about Vicodin.. I don't care!

    • Jake: Who is this Vod Kanockers that you speak of?

    • Alan: Um, I just want to say, I'm a huge fan. I lost my virginity to you.
      Steven Tyler: Really? Well ya know, there's a lot of the seventies I don't remember.

    • Jake: Hey, Berta, do you wanna see my armpit hair?
      Berta: Only if you want to see mine.

    • Charlie: Let me tell you something about feelings. Feelings are like your mother's breasts. You know where they are, but they're best left unfelt.
      Rose: It's an interesting analogy, but may I point out that a mother's breasts are a source for nourishment and comfort?
      Charlie: Yeah, well, my mother's breasts were a source of silicone and Russian vodka.

    • Jake: Hey, if girls with big boobs work at Hooters, where do girls with only one leg work at?
      Charlie: ?
      Jake: IHOP.

  • Notes

    • The German episode title is "Wer ist Wod Katitten?", meaning "Who is Vod Katits?". The French title is "Sexe, alcool et jeux de hasard", meaning "Sex, Alcohol, and Gambling". The Italian title is "Non ricominciare Alan", meaning "Don't Start Again, Alan". The Spanish title is "¿Quién es Vod Kanockers?", an exact translation.

  • Allusions

    • About Steven Tyler, Alan tells Charlie, "Well, the dude may look like a lady, but you fight like a little girl," playing on lyrics to the song "Dude (Looks Like A Lady)" by Aerosmith, Steven Tyler's band.

    • Jake immitates James Bond's classic introduction by saying, "It's Kanokers, Vod Kanockers."