Two and a Half Men

Season 5 Episode 14

Winky-Dink Time

Aired Thursday 9:00 PM Apr 14, 2008 on CBS



  • Quotes

    • Alan: It's just a coincidence that I'm sitting here waiting for a prostitute, and all of the sudden you show up at the front door?
      Rose: You're waiting for a prostitute?
      Alan: No.
      Rose: Oh, Alan, that's not like you.
      Alan: Yeah, well, when you've had your heart broken enough times and can't even bear the thought of having an emotional connection with another human being, what else is there to do?
      Rose: A lot of people masturbate, I hear. Really, I've heard them.
      Alan: Nevertheless, sometimes a man needs to feel something other than his own touch.
      Rose: Have you tried switching hands? It's like being with a clumsy stranger.