Two Guys and a Girl Season 3 Episode 17

Berg: Pete, what are you doing here?
Pete: I just had a physical.
Ashley: So I was wrong you could pay someone to touch you.

Pete: I'm going to be a fireman.
Berg: Well, I'd love to stay and talk to you about it some more but I have to get ready for astronaut school.

Sharon: I love reading to kids their eyes are just so wide and glistening.
Ashley: That's the Demerol.

Ashley: My thumb is killing me from giving all those injections.
Berg: Yeah I don't know how those junkies do it.

Berg: Some day your children will ask you about this day and you'll say, "Yes he was that good."

Pete: When am I going to get to do real fireman stuff cause so far my mother is a fireman.
Chief: You're not a fireman, you're a fire-fighter.
Pete: You're a fire fighter, I'm Mr. Belvedere.

Johnny: I'm sorry I stormed out on you earlier.
Sharon: Don't worry I've done worse things. I threw up on Jamie earlier.

Pete: I rescued a small child from the red lady…that we fire fighters call fire.

Germ: Let's get you in that backless hospital gown.

Ashley: Even the guys in detox were mocking you.

Berg: We can't all have fulfilling work, the world needs drones too.

Berg: There's a dancing hippo somewhere without a complete costume.

Janitor: Hi, Berg. I just washed over there so watch your 12 steps.

Sharon: Am I gonna get really sick?
Berg: I sure hope so.