Two Guys and a Girl

Season 2 Episode 12

Two Guys, a Girl and a Christmas Story

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Dec 16, 1998 on ABC
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Two Guys, a Girl and a Christmas Story
Pete embarks on a new relationship with an older woman who has a 10-year old son. Sharon is having trouble organizing an office Christmas party and it's only 4 days till Christmas. Berg is having trouble with one of his older patients who doesn't seem to like him.moreless

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    Traylor Howard

    Traylor Howard

    Sharon Carter Donnelly

    Ryan Reynolds

    Ryan Reynolds

    Michael Leslie "Berg" Bergen

    Richard Ruccolo

    Richard Ruccolo

    Peter "Pete" Dunville

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    • QUOTES (10)

      • Mr. Harrison: The meatloaf is touching the green beans!
        Berg: It's not what you think, they're just friends.

      • Man: Which one's yours?
        Pete: Oh, this one.
        Michael: Pete, did you see me? I caught more air than you did!
        Pete: I know, you nailed it!
        Berg: Pete, come on! Just one more run!
        Pete: (To Man) He's mine too.

      • Berg: Get to know the kid, you might like him.
        Michael: This machine sucks!
        Mr. Harrison: You should taste the pizza!

      • Pete: What do I know about kids?
        Berg: You lived with me freshman year.

      • Sharon: Speaking as someone whose mom dated a lot, it's really hard.
        Pete: Thank you, Sharon.
        Sharon: Although I did get a lot of great gifts.
        Berg: Sharon.
        Sharon: Especially from the ones who thought I didn't like them.
        Pete: Sharon!
        Sharon: Two ponies!
        Berg: SHARON!

      • Sharon: Hey, guys, ho ho ho.
        Berg: Why are you so cheery?
        Sharon: I'm in charge of the company Christmas party.
        Pete: And that's good because?
        Sharon: Because this time of year is about giving. And by throwing the best party I can, they're going to get me a Christmas bonus fatter that Santa!

      • Sharon: Pete, what do you want for Christmas?
        Pete: Nothing much... Socks... And a meaningful relationship... Oh! And a career.

      • Pete: What a great day. We had so much fun and we talked about real things, things that matter.
        Sharon: Like what?
        Pete: I don't know.
        Sharon: Has she ever been married?
        Pete: I don't know.
        Sharon: Is she religious?
        Pete: I don't know.
        Berg: What's her favourite beer?
        Pete: Hefeweizen.
        Berg: Classy.

      • Berg: What do you and Pete wanna do first?
        Michael: Well I'm gonna go play pinball, and he leaves me alone.
        Berg: But I thought you wanted to stay here with us. You said it would be great.
        Michael: That's only because Mrs. Salem's apartment smells like feet.

      • Berg: (Singing to the tune of 12 Days of Christmas) It's 2 days 'til Christmas and Sharon's really screwed.
        Lost her cushy job,
        Has to sell her car,
        Gonna be a gardener...
        Sharon: And Berg has to work on Christmas day!

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