Two Guys and a Girl

Season 2 Episode 11

Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM Dec 09, 1998 on ABC
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Two Guys, a Girl and a Limo
Berg comes to the conclusion that he and Ashley should not see each other any more as it is causing him too much pain. His resolve breaks when Ashley shows up at his apartment crying and admits she does not think she could bare not spending time with him. When Sharon finds out that Johnny's friend Sean not a guy as she assumed, but is in fact an attractive woman, she becomes jealous and demands he stops seeing her. Pete tries to solve his friends' romantic troubles by driving them about in his limo with his latest passenger who happens to be a 'love guru' on TV.moreless

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    Traylor Howard

    Traylor Howard

    Sharon Carter Donnelly

    Ryan Reynolds

    Ryan Reynolds

    Michael Leslie "Berg" Bergen

    Richard Ruccolo

    Richard Ruccolo

    Peter "Pete" Dunville

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    • QUOTES (7)

      • Pete: You have to recognize what an unhealthy situation you're in, and I have an exercise that's gonna help you do it. (Hands Berg a hockey stick)
        Berg: Does the exercise involve me beating you with this?
        Pete: You are SO Ian from Portland!

      • Pete: I want you to imagine that this puck represents all the repressed anger you feel towards Ashley.
        Berg: I don't feel any anger towards Ashley.
        Pete: Oh yeah? This puck is how Ashley let you chase her around for two months before telling you she has a boyfriend.
        Berg: Never came up.
        Pete: Because she didn't tell you.
        Berg: Well, she could've mentioned it before I, you know, fell for her. (Hits hockey puck)
        Pete: Then she gives you an amazing kiss and then she runs to her boyfriend!
        Berg: Yeah, that's a good one! (Hits hockey puck)
        Pete: Then you chase her to England, but she's not there!
        Berg: Which was expensive! (Hits hockey puck)
        Pete: And then her boyfriend moves to Boston!
        Berg: Buckle up, Justin. (Hits hockey puck) And this is for her telling me we should be friends while she goes home and sleeps with another guy! (Hits two hockey pucks)
        Pete: What's that one for?
        Berg: Oh, I don't care! This is a great idea! Pete, keep feeding me! (Pete hands him a phone) Good idea, I hate this phone!

      • Sharon: (to Pete and Berg) I can't believe I picked you two over a bucket of fish, and it was the wrong choice.

      • Sharon: (finding out Shawn is a girl) And this is the Shawn who gave you the chain with the little medallion that you never take off.
        Johnny: You think I would wear jewellery from a guy?

      • Ashley: I don't see what's so different about our relationship and theirs. They fight then make up, we fight then make up...
        Berg: And then you go home to your boyfriend.

      • Pete: We've just another quick stop to make if you don't mind.
        Adam Carolla: Oh I don't mind, but I don't want to speak for the rest of the hostages.

      • Adam Corolla: My advice to you two, go the airport, get in two different planes, fly in opposite directions.
        Berg: What? No. We're great together.
        Adam Corolla: No, you're not. Sigfried and Roy are great together. You guys crave friction. If you ever had two minutes of sanity between you, you wouldn't know what to do with yourselves. So, to sum up, (turns to Sharon and Johnny) you two are screwing up something special, (to Berg and Ashley) you two are just screwed up.

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