Two Guys and a Girl

Season 1 Episode 10

Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Delivery

Aired Tuesday 9:30 PM May 20, 1998 on ABC
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Two Guys, a Girl and a Pizza Delivery
Berg gets suspicious of Pete when he always wants to deliver the pizza to 845 Arlington. So Berg makes the delivery for a change and discovers that it's a gorgeous artist who paints with her nude body that's been making the orders. This leads Berg and Sharon to believe that Pete is cheating on Melissa with her.moreless

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    • TRIVIA (1)

      • Once again, the episodes are aired in the worng order as Pete and Melissa are together in this episode, despite having previously broken up.

    • QUOTES (12)

      • Berg: (Shouting out the window) Sharon! Come down! We need you! And be quick about it!
        Pete: (Answering the phone) Hello? How does that make you sound like a hooker?
        Berg: (Shouting out the window) Oh, it'll be me and my buddy.

      • Sharon: You're panicking. You've hit the one year mark with Melissa, things are going great, and you're panicking.
        Pete: I'm not panicking, I'm planning.
        Sharon: Why can't guys just commit?!
        Berg: Hear, hear!
        Sharon: Shut up! You have never had a serious relationship in your life!
        Berg: Nor have I pretended to!

      • Berg: (In a weird voice) Give me the phone, Pete. I mean, you're my boy. I don't wanna hurt you. It's good, but you're being crazy. Don't go. Stay!
        Pete: Who is that?
        Berg: Christopher Walken. Actually, it's me doing an impression of Bernie's impression of Christopher Walken.
        Pete: That's terrible.
        Berg: Bernie's is terrible. Mine's right on.

      • Berg: Bill, what's with putting the chairs on the tables every night? I mean is it just a restaurant thing or why?
        Bill: It makes it easier for you guys to mop up, genius.
        Pete: We're supposed to mop?

      • Bill: Where's Pete?
        Melissa: Delivery.
        Bill: Where's Berg?
        Melissa: Delivery.
        Bill: Why are two guys delivering one pizza and why is the pizza still here? What the hell happened?!

      • Pete: I've known this woman for five months now and Berg thinks he can just waltz right in there and close the deal.
        Berg: I object! Close the deal? I would like to apologize for his attitude towards women.
        Sharon: Right. This coming from a guy with a VIP card at 'Topless, Topless, Topless'.
        Berg: They have an excellent wine list.

      • Berg This is an interesting brush stroke. What do you use?
        Isabella: My naked body.
        Berg: Really? Because we need our apartment painted.

      • Isabella: Wait till you see...oh! Hi. You're not Pete.
        Berg: I can be Pete. I was Pete for Halloween one year.

      • Berg: I have to meet Bernie and Fitz at the gym at nine. We're watching intermediate aerobics.
        Pete: Come on Berg, just go to the ten o'clock session.
        Berg: That's advanced aerobics. Any girl with that kind of discipline, totally wrong for me.

      • Pete: It's gonna be great! Kindergarteners doing 'Hair,' how can it miss?

      • Berg: Oh and Melissa?
        Melissa: What's that Berg?
        Berg: Boogie oogie oogie until you just can't boogie no more.

      • Sharon: Just because Pete brings her pizza doesn't mean he's delivering the sausage.
        Berg: I never...want to forget you said that.

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