Two of a Kind

Season 1 Episode 21

The Goodbye Girl

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Aired Unknown Apr 02, 1999 on ABC
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The Goodbye Girl
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Carrie has plans to go to South America for the summer. The twins trick Kevin and Carrie into having dinner together at a restaurant. At the airport, Kevin is disappointed to see Carrie is traveling to South America with a classmate. Carrie kisses Kevin, and boards the plane.moreless

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    David Lascher

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    Matt Burke

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    Brandon Zemel

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    Jared Christie

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    Brendon Ryan Barrett

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    Ethan Killion

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    Anastasia Emmons

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    Jennifer Dilber

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    • TRIVIA (3)

      • When Kevin gets home from the airport, he says Ashley was talking on the phone with Jared when he left, but we in fact see that she wasn't.

      • We see Kevin leaving for the airport just a couple of minutes after Paul and Carrie, but when he gets there Carrie has already checked in and gone through customs and security, which should take more than an hour.

      • Kevin says that Jared is not going to New York in a month, before he goes to dinner with Carrie. The next day after he says that, Ashley is on the phone with Jared, who is already in New York.

    • QUOTES (22)

      • Ashley: It's too bad Dad's date didn't work out.
        Mary-Kate: Yeah. He's not that bad looking for an old man.
        Jennifer: Hello! I can't believe you two don't see it. Carrie's perfect for your dad!
        Mary-Kate: (she and Ashley start laughing) Are you crazy? Dad and Carrie? No way! They spend most of their time arguing.
        Jennifer: So do my parents, and they've been married for 15 years!

      • (At the airport)
        Kevin: (Panting) Carrie.
        Carrie: What are you doing here?
        Kevin: I just wanted... to say... it's a long run from the parking garage.
        Carrie: Here, here. Catch your breath.
        Kevin: I think I knocked over a Jehovah's witness around gate 12, too.

      • Paul: Look, Carrie, we should get going. My parents want me out of my room by noon.
        Carrie: Oh, right.

      • Paul: Hey, professor.
        Kevin: Hey.
        Paul: Carrie ready? I'm taking her to the airport.
        Kevin: Yeah, sure, come on in, Paul.
        Paul: Thanks. Oh, still grading finals, I see. I don't suppose you've gotten to mine?
        Kevin: Sorry, Paul, you're gonna get your grade in the mail like everybody else.
        Paul: Of course, I wouldn't expect any special treatment. Just 'cause I've been in your home, and broken bread with your family, and baby-sat your children - like that means anything.
        Kevin: What's that, Paul?
        Paul: Oh, nothing, nothing. (Softly) Ingrate.

      • Mary-Kate: (About Carrie) But you have fun with her. I mean, she makes you laugh.
        Kevin: Well, so does Homer Simpson, but I don't want to date him.

      • Matt: Hey, nice suit. You going out with Mindy again?
        Kevin: If I were going out with Mindy again, I'd be wearing a gun to my head.

      • Jennifer: You guys have to do something before Carrie leaves town.
        Ashley: Good point. What if Carrie meets somebody in South America?
        Mary-Kate: Who? Juan Valdez?

      • Carrie: Uh-oh. You're home early. How was your date?
        Kevin: Have you known a good one to end before 8:00? I finally told her I had a headache and took her home.
        Carrie: You actually faked a headache?
        Kevin: Oh, there was nothing fake about it. We went to a karaoke bar.

      • Kevin: So, Mindy, I - I hear you teach first grade. That must be very rewarding.
        Mindy: About $26,000 a year.
        Kevin: No, no, I meant working with children.
        Mindy: Oh, yeah. That.

      • (At a karaoke bar; after Mindy sang "Ring of Fire" off-key)
        Matt: Oh, Mindy, that was incredible.
        Mindy: Thank you. Thank you so much. (Laughs)
        Christine: I think you could be a professional singer. Kevin, don't you think she could be a professional singer?
        Kevin: Well, she certainly hit... an assortment of notes.
        Mindy: You should hear some of the notes I hit when I'm not on stage.

      • Carrie: Hey, is my exam in here?
        Kevin: Carrie, school policy. You'll get your grade in the mail like everybody else.
        Carrie: Oh, but I'll be in the middle of the rain forest.
        Kevin: Well, see if you can borrow the village drum and get in touch with me.
        Carrie: Fine, but I doubt you'll hear it with your head so far up your butt. (Leaves)
        Kevin: (To Matt) What?
        Matt: She's just asking for her grade, Kev, not the Colonel's secret recipe.

      • Mary-Kate: Hey, dad, you remember Ethan.
        Kevin: Yeah. You guys playing basketball?
        Mary-Kate: Yeah. Since Ethan's been helping me with my math, I said I'd give him a few shooting tips.
        Ethan: Once I grasped the importance of calculating the arcs and angles of the projectile, I realized that the whole game was nothing more than a geometric exercise played out in 3 dimensions.
        Kevin: And they say white men can't... calculate.

      • Kevin: I mean, we just fixed up your apartment. What about that?
        Carrie: Oh, Paul's gonna sublet it while I'm away.
        Kevin: That kinda throws off all my summer plans.
        Mary-Kate: What plans?
        Kevin: Well, for one thing, spending time away from Paul. (Pauses) And a whole bunch of other stuff.
        Carrie: Like what?
        Kevin: Well, you know, what's the point now? You're not gonna be here. (Leaves)
        Carrie: Your dad doesn't do change well, does he?
        Ashley: I know. I still haven't got the guts to tell him that I'm shaving my legs.
        Mary-Kate: That's because you're using his razor.

      • Carrie: Oh! It's over! Ha, ha! I just took my last exam of the year, my final final. I feel like celebrating.
        Kevin: I feel like celebrating, too.
        Carrie: What for?
        Kevin: You're no longer in my class!

      • Kevin: Ashley, I thought you liked Jared.
        Ashley: I do. It just seems like the more I treat him like dirt, the more he worships me.
        Kevin: And the teen years begin.

      • Jared: So, Ashley, can I walk you to school in the morning?
        Ashley: Jared, tomorrow's Saturday.
        Jared: Oh. Well, where are you going? Maybe I can walk you there.
        Ashley: I'll tell you what, why don't I call you?
        Jared: And then you'll tell me where you're going?
        Ashley: You'll be the first to know.

      • Kevin: Carrie looks pretty hot tonight, doesn't she?
        Mary-Kate: Did dad just use the word... "hot"?

      • Kevin: Why aren't you dressed for dinner?
        Ashley: I can't go, dad. I promised Jared I'd call him to work on our relationship.
        Mary-Kate: And I have a math final that I really need to study for. Have fun, though.
        Mary-Kate & Ashley: Bye.
        Kevin: All right, what's going on? Jared's not leaving for a month, and you'd rather clip grandma's toenails than study.

      • Mary-Kate: Hi, dad.
        Kevin: That wasn't Jerry Springer, was it, Mary-Kate?
        Mary-Kate: Oh, come on, dad! You know I wouldn't watch that trash.

      • (After Kevin gets back from the airport)
        Kevin: (About Ashley) Who's she talking to?
        Mary-Kate: Jared.
        Kevin: She was talking to him this morning when I left. I told her she can only call him once a day while he was in New York.
        Mary-Kate: Oh, she knows. It's the same call.
        Kevin: The same call? Ashley, hang up the phone.
        Ashley: Hold on, dad. I'm almost done. Jared's just telling me what he had for lunch.
        Kevin: Give me the phone.
        Ashley: Just a second. Just a second, dad! Just a second! (To Jared, on the phone) Jared, I need to call you back.
        Kevin: Give me the phone!
        (They both run into the kitchen)
        Mary-Kate: Come on, dad, hit her with the chair!

      • (Mary-Kate's watching a Spanish soap opera on TV)
        Ashley: You DO know that this is a Spanish soap opera?
        Mary-Kate: Si.
        Ashley: You don't speak Spanish. You have enough trouble with English.

      • Kevin: So... I understand you'll be living downstairs while Carrie's away. What happened to your place?
        Paul: Oh, the management asked me to leave.
        Kevin: I thought you lived with your parents.
        Paul: Oh, I do. I do. It's - It's just, uh, less painful when I refer to them as the management.

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