This episode has the same title as The Suite Life of Zack and Cody episode where Zac Efron guest stars.
Just after the part Jared burps and they turn to Ashley, you can see a silver/white clip in her hair, and then when they turn to her again, it's gone.
Jared: You know... Ashley You're kind of sexy when you get mad. You wanna go see a movie sometime?
Ashley: Oh, save it, Mister! Let's get through this marriage and then we can talk about dating.
Kevin: (to Matt) Look, I know how you treat women. All your ex-girlfriends are sticking pins in little Matt voodoo dolls.
Ethan: So, now you think we might have children?
Mary-Kate: Hey! It's only Wednesday, you never know.
Carrie: Your brother is a wild man.
Kevin: Oh yeah, he's a big bowl of party mix. So, you think you might want to go out with him again?
Carrie: Oh, I don't know... haven't thought about it, but if you ask me... sure, why not?
Kevin: Can I give you one word of advice?
Carrie: Excuse me?
Kevin: Carrie, I know Matt's fun attractive and charming, but trust me, he's not the guy for you.
Carrie: Oh yeah... Fun, attractive, charming... You're right! Why would I want to go out with anybody like that?
Kevin: All I'm saying is that he's immature and he's got a bad track record with relationships. I mean all the women he's dated have ended up in therapy, rehab or a convent.
Carrie: Professor, I babysit your daughters, you don't need to babysit me.
Kevin: Well, I'm sorry, but in this particular case, I... um... I'm afraid I have to put my foot down.
Carrie: I'll tell you where you can put your foot... I can take care of myself. And for your information, I put a couple guy in rehab too... and one joined the icescapades.
Kevin: Well, you know, this would be a great chance for you guys to learn about married life.
Ashley: And the first thing you should learn is that marriage is for better or worse. I got better and... you got worse.
Kevin: (about Mary-Kate's partner for a class project) Come on, he can't be that bad.
Mary-Kate: Dad, do you know those kids who blow their noses and spend a little too much time looking at it in their Kleenex?
Mary-Kate: Well, even they won't hang out with Ethan!
Ashley: Do you think you and Ethan could lend us some money to... keep us out of prison?
Mary-Kate: I would love to, but I don't think Ethan would go along with it
Ashley: Why not?
Mary-Kate: Because in the fourth grade, your husband stuck my husband's head in a toilet.