Two of a Kind

Season 1 Episode 19

The Odd Couples

Aired Unknown Mar 19, 1999 on ABC



  • Trivia

  • Quotes

    • Jared: You know... Ashley You're kind of sexy when you get mad. You wanna go see a movie sometime?
      Ashley: Oh, save it, Mister! Let's get through this marriage and then we can talk about dating.

    • Kevin: (to Matt) Look, I know how you treat women. All your ex-girlfriends are sticking pins in little Matt voodoo dolls.

    • Ethan: So, now you think we might have children?
      Mary-Kate: Hey! It's only Wednesday, you never know.

    • Carrie: Your brother is a wild man.
      Kevin: Oh yeah, he's a big bowl of party mix. So, you think you might want to go out with him again?
      Carrie: Oh, I don't know... haven't thought about it, but if you ask me... sure, why not?
      Kevin: Can I give you one word of advice?
      Carrie: Sure.
      Kevin: Don't!
      Carrie: Excuse me?
      Kevin: Carrie, I know Matt's fun attractive and charming, but trust me, he's not the guy for you.
      Carrie: Oh yeah... Fun, attractive, charming... You're right! Why would I want to go out with anybody like that?
      Kevin: All I'm saying is that he's immature and he's got a bad track record with relationships. I mean all the women he's dated have ended up in therapy, rehab or a convent.
      Carrie: Professor, I babysit your daughters, you don't need to babysit me.
      Kevin: Well, I'm sorry, but in this particular case, I... um... I'm afraid I have to put my foot down.
      Carrie: I'll tell you where you can put your foot... I can take care of myself. And for your information, I put a couple guy in rehab too... and one joined the icescapades.

    • Kevin: Well, you know, this would be a great chance for you guys to learn about married life.
      Ashley: And the first thing you should learn is that marriage is for better or worse. I got better and... you got worse.
      Mary-Kate: Ashley...
      Ashley: What?
      Mary-Kate: Run!

    • Kevin: (about Mary-Kate's partner for a class project) Come on, he can't be that bad.
      Mary-Kate: Dad, do you know those kids who blow their noses and spend a little too much time looking at it in their Kleenex?
      Kevin: Yeah...
      Mary-Kate: Well, even they won't hang out with Ethan!

    • Ashley: Do you think you and Ethan could lend us some money to... keep us out of prison?
      Mary-Kate: I would love to, but I don't think Ethan would go along with it
      Ashley: Why not?
      Mary-Kate: Because in the fourth grade, your husband stuck my husband's head in a toilet.

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