Tyler Perry's House of Payne - Season 1

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Episode Guide

  • I Rest My Case
    Episode 37
    9/26/07
    6.8
    Malik and his friend Kyle go to a court hearing for their motorcycle accident.
  • Lost Without U
    Episode 36
    9/26/07
    6.7
    A furious Ella kicks Curtis out of the house in the aftermath of his self-indulgent motorcycle purchase. Held up at the firehouse, Curtis seeks the forgiveness of Ella. In the meantime, CJ and Nicole's relationship is seriously tested.
  • Gone in 60 Seconds
    Episode 35
    9/26/07
    7.2
    While an really cool kid from New York City comes and strikes up a friendship with Malik, Curtis set out to purchase a motorcycle but he needs to tap into his retirement fund to do so.
  • 9/19/07
    6.2
    While a spat over a lottery game tests Claretha and Ella's friendship, Curtis gears up for traffic school after getting a speeding ticket.
  • Heavy Petting
    Episode 33
    9/19/07
    6.3
    When a old friend of CJ's turns up, they stir up jealousy in Nicole which causes CJ and Nicole's budding romance to hit a bump. In the meantime the Payne children push to get a pooch.
  • New Beginnings
    Episode 32
    9/19/07
    6.4
    When his divorce from Janine is at last finalized, CJ attempts to start life anew, and his firehouse buddies urge him to savor the single life. Meanwhile, Janine tries to reconnect with the Paynes.
  • Dog Day Afternoon
    Episode 31
    9/19/07
    6.2
    While Malik must make a documentary for a school assignment, Curtis is unknowingly roped into assisting a bank robber.
  • 9/12/07
    5.9
    Jazmine, worried that her father's newfound romance will rip apart their family, plots to break CJ and Nicole up. Elsewhere, Curtis is tasked to clean the attic, but the old items stir sentimental memories---and keep him from throwing anything away.
  • Balancing Act
    Episode 29
    9/12/07
    6.3
    CJ tries to balance going out on a date with Nicole and having a father-daughter day with Jazmine. Elsewhere, Jazmine reinvents her look in an effort to woo Malik's pal Kevin.
  • The Big Test
    Episode 28
    9/5/07
    5.5
    C.J has a date with Nicole who tells him she is waiting until she is married before having sex. Somewhere else Jazmine cheats on a test.
  • 9/5/07
    6.9
    Mr. Brown decides to transform his late father's house into a senior center. Elsewhere, Calvin plans to launch an online-dating service after he endures a dreadful date.
  • 8/22/07
    6.2
    While Malik gets a tattoo that he shorty regrets, latent hostility intensifies between Curtis and Mr. Brown.
  • 8/29/07
    5.8
    After a fire yields a neighbors' house unlivable, he moves in with the Paynes, but he soon emerges as an pestering houseguest. Somewhere else, Calvin discovers romance with a con artist.
  • The Perfect Storm
    Episode 24
    8/22/07
    7.1
    The firehouse is overwhelmed by a nasty storm that hist Atlanta. Miscommunication about retrieving the kids from school causes a mix up that leads to sparks flying between C.J. and the assistant principal
  • Teacher's Pet
    Episode 23
    8/15/07
    6.9
    The school's attractive assistant principal pays a visit to the Payne home to investigate when Jazmine absconds with the class hamster. Soon after, young Malik develps a crush on the woman.
  • Absolutely Positive
    Episode 22
    8/15/07
    6.7
    While Calvin woos an HIV-positive woman, Curtis is unnerved about having to undergo a colonoscopy.
  • I Got the Hook Up
    Episode 21
    8/8/07
    6.6
    Everyone attempts to thrust newly divorced CJ into the dating pool. In the meantime while an HIV positive woman volunteers at the help center, palpable tension heats up between Angel and Calvin.
  • And Justice for All
    And Justice for All
    Episode 20
    8/8/07
    7.5
    In order to get out of jury duty Curtis wheels, deals, and spiels. Somewhere else Malik creates his Internet profile and dives into the computer dating pool.
  • Sadly Mistaken
    Episode 19
    8/8/07
    6.4
    While Calvin screws up his efforts to cram for college test Ella becomes a victim of mistaken identity and is arrested.
  • Club PCP
    Episode 18
    8/1/07
    6.6
    Calvin throws a house party when the Paynes take a trip to Florida. But a fire might ruin his plans for a house party.
  • 8/1/07
    6.5
    Janine comes back with friends in tow, simply to make off with belongings from the Payne home.
  • 7/25/07
    6.9
    The finding that CJ might be the father of another child continues to be a family issue.
  • 7/25/07
    6.7
    While Malik is raising concern about the company he keeps, CJ's life is turned upside down when he finds out that he may have fathered another child.
  • Head of the Class
    Episode 14
    7/18/07
    7.4
    While Curtis and Ella enter in an art class jointly, Jazmine makes up her mind to enter politics by running for school president.
  • Wax On, Wax Off
    Episode 13
    7/18/07
    6.4

    When Malik gets excessively consumed with taking showers, Ella worries that he has OCD. In the meantime with help from Curtis the firehouse crew gets ready for the annual inspection.

  • The Buck Stops Here
    Episode 12
    7/11/07
    6.8
    The firehouse guys fire up fund-raising concepts for charity--selling calendars. Jazmine, who is going out to sell candy for her school, receives commerce pointers from Calvin and makes a bundle. When the expected new firefighter turns out to be a woman, it stirs up their male-dominated world, starting with their calendar sales.moreless
  • 7/11/07
    6.6
    Curtis and Ella have a romantic evening planned, but run into trouble when Curtis is unable to "perform." The guys at the firehouse all have advice and Claretha gives Ella some advice. Walter finally gives Curtis some help. Meanwhile, CJ is trying to get the creditors off his back from all of Janine's debt.moreless
  • Father Knows Best
    Episode 10
    7/4/07
    7.2
    Janine's parents file for custody of Jazmine and Malik. Meanwhile, Curtis' firehouse wins an award for fastest response time, leading to their fastest truck being stolen.
  • Surprise, Surprise
    Episode 9
    7/4/07
    7.3
    Janine's righteous parents come to the Payne's household looking for her. CJ informs them of her serious personal issues.
  • Just Say No
    Episode 8
    6/27/07
    7.1
    While the firefighters have a "Sick Out" Jazmine is stirred by a "Say No to Drugs" seminar at school.
  • 6/27/07
    7.0
    While Calvin shows off "his" house to a girl C.J. puts Janine in rehab after accepting money from Curtis.
  • Down and Outted
    Episode 6
    6/20/07
    6.6
    Curtis becomes concerned that his grandson is "turning gay" after he finds Malik playing around in a tutu. Meanwhile, CJ handles the fallout of discovering Janine in a crack house, but finds the task daunting.
  • Lost and Found
    Episode 5
    6/20/07
    7.4
    Curtis takes an anger management course and clashes with its flamboyant instructor. Meanwhile, Janine's crack addiction takes a turn for the worse.
  • Busted
    Episode 4
    6/13/07
    6.9
    Calvin tries to fix his money problems by selling counterfeit purses. Meanwhile, CJ suspects that Janine is cheating on him, but discovers that she has a crack addiction and is responsible for the house being burned down.
  • 6/13/07
    6.8
    CJ learns that his house burned down as a result of arson and that most of his bills -- most importantly, his home owners' insurance -- have not been paid in months.
  • 6/6/07
    6.6
    Curtis tries to celebrate his birthday as he's always done: by pretending he's young. But this year, his clothes won't fit right and it's clear that he's just older now. Then, CJ's house burns down and Curtis and Ella welcome his family into their house. But since it's Curtis's house, it's Curtis's rules.moreless
  • 6/6/07
    7.2
    Curtis tries to help Malik overcome a school bully. Problem is, she's an adopted girl, and her adoptive mother, Madea, is the source for the girl's obstinance.