Ugly Americans

Wednesday 10:30 PM on Comedy Central Premiered Mar 17, 2010 Between Seasons




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  • Fools for Love

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    S 2 : Ep 17 - 4/25/12

    Preoccupied with his romantic plans for Callie, Mark is convinced the evacuation of the entire office staff to hide from a disgruntled former employee is all an elaborate April Fool prank on him.

  • The Dork Knight

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    S 2 : Ep 16 - 4/18/12

    Mark becomes a masked crimefighter after he's bitten by a rabid Bat-Boy. With the help of his loyal sidekick, Koala Man, Mark wages war against New York's criminals and their catlike leader.

  • The Stalking Dead

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    S 2 : Ep 15 - 4/11/12

    A zombie rock star has made being one of the living dead the latest fad, giving Grimes what he imagines to be a dream job, while Randall is jealous of a new zombie Mark is helping adjust to the "z" lifestyle.

  • Mark Loves Dick

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    S 2 : Ep 14 - 4/4/12

    Mark is dismayed by a radical step Callie makes to get a new job, while a misunderstanding has Leonard, Randall, Grimes, and Twayne arguing which is Mark's best friend.

  • The Roast of Twayne the Boneraper

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    S 2 : Ep 13 - 3/21/12

    In honor of Twayne's 10-year anniversary of running the D.O.I., Callie and the crew throw him a Roast. But when Mark's attempt at edgy humor goes too far, Twayne quits, leaving Mark in charge. Before his first day as boss is up, Mark makes a management mistake so catastrophic that it almost destroys New York City.

  • Any Given Workday

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    S 2 : Ep 12 - 3/22/12

    Randall's powerful new arm gets him a job at the Department of Integration, which needs a ringer for a big intramural football game; and the move could send Mark to the second string.

  • Journey to the Center of Twayne

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    S 2 : Ep 11 - 3/15/12

    A miniature arsonist in Mark's custody escapes up Twayne's nose, forcing Leonard, Grimes and Mark to make themselves smaller for a manhunt inside Twayne's body.

  • Mummy Dearest

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    S 2 : Ep 10 - 9/1/11

  • Lilly and the Beast

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    S 2 : Ep 9 - 8/25/11

    The surprising return of Mark's college girlfriend forces he and Callie to confront issues about their relationship, while Leonard seeks admission to an exclusive club.

  • Little Ship of Horrors

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    S 2 : Ep 8 - 8/18/11

    Leonard and Twayne scheme to cash in on a transformation suffered by the zombie Randall, while Mark's own efforts to help lead to an odd second job.

  • Wail Street

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    S 2 : Ep 7 - 8/11/11

    Mark's medical condition may offer the solution to business woes faced by Callie and her father, while Grimes becomes the legal guardian of a teen idol.

  • Attack of Mark's Clone

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    S 2 : Ep 6 - 8/4/11

    Callie replaces Mark with an evil clone in order to win the office bowling tournament, only to have the scheme boomerang on her. And Twayne's new assistant gives Leonard an opportunity to seek his dream career.

  • The Ring of Powers

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    S 2 : Ep 5 - 7/28/11

    Putting on a magic ring Mark finds in Leonard's desk activates an old marriage contract, while a side effect makes Callie lavish affection on a co-worker. But Twayne knows the dark secret of the last person anyone would suspect!

  • G. I. Twayne

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    S 2 : Ep 4 - 7/21/11

    Mark counsels Twayne who has issues about being cast in a key role in the demon End Of Days celebration, only to become suspicious the event may not be the harmless ceremony it's supposed to be.

  • Ride Me to Hell

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    S 2 : Ep 3 - 7/14/11

    Grimes has a surprising reaction to the end of a hit TV series, while Callie is pressured by her father to become the new ruler of Hell.

  • Callie and Her Sister

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    S 2 : Ep 2 - 7/7/11

    Callie refuses to fulfill her father's blood pact and marry Twayne, so Aldramak and Callie's mother get back together and have another daughter they name Lilith. Mark, not knowing Lilith is Callie's replacement in the blood pact, moves in with Callie, and the two become the demon child's foster parents during her drastically shortened childhood.moreless
  • Wet Hot Demonic Summer

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    S 2 : Ep 1 - 6/30/11

    Leonard prepares to retire, and retreats to Mount Magic along with his apprentice and all other wizards to perform the initiation ceremony. Meanwhile, the demons prepare to attack the wizards, using a fictitious summer camp to make Mark unwittingly give them access to the mountain.moreless
  • The Manbirds

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    S 1 : Ep 14 - 11/17/10

    Mark decides to take in a baby Man-Bird that was separated from its family, while Grimes struggles to settle a blood-feud with their champion.
  • Soul Sucker

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    S 1 : Ep 13 - 11/10/10

    Mark gets in over his head when he agrees to be Callie's partner in an ancient demonic ritual; Randall babysits a confused robot.
  • Trolling for Terror

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    S 1 : Ep 12 - 11/3/10

    After Randall joins the cast of a sleazy reality show, the program's unbalanced producer becomes obsessed with Mark.
  • Hell for the Holidays

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    S 1 : Ep 11 - 10/27/10

    Mark and Randall agree to accompany Callie on a Halloween trip to hell, where they spend time with her family, who plot against Mark and Randall.
  • Sympathy for the Devil

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    S 1 : Ep 10 - 10/20/10

    Twayne is forced to endure a series of difficult consequences when he decides to make a horrendous agreement regarding a local politician's soul.
  • Kill, Mark… Kill!

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    S 1 : Ep 9 - 10/13/10

    Mark accidentally kills Leonard while trying to help him with his wand issue and Twayne makes a friend.
  • Better Off Undead

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    S 1 : Ep 8 - 10/6/10

    Randall starts to believe he is not a true zombie, so he decides to move out andjoin a zombie cult.

  • Kong of Queens

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    S 1 : Ep 7 - 4/28/10

    While Mark finds himself providing job advice to a giant ape looking to get work in New York City, Callie attends a Demon Convention with Twayne and finds herself having to deal with his lewd advances.moreless
  • So, You Want to be a Vampire

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    S 1 : Ep 6 - 4/21/10

    When a young woman wants to become a vampire, Mark finds himself providing advice while spying on her undead boyfriend because Frank Grimes is blackmailing him. Meanwhile, the city is stricken by a plague of Larry King clones, and Callie is angry that Mark forget a critical anniversary.moreless
  • Treegasm

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    S 1 : Ep 5 - 4/14/10

    Mark tries to deal with a mated pair of tree-creatures who will be doing their ten-year mating ritual in Central Park. Meanwhile, Randall loses his penis, and Callie must have lots of human sex or she'll shed her skin... and Mark is the only man around.moreless
  • Blob Gets a Job

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    S 1 : Ep 4 - 4/7/10

    Mark outs Randall as a zombie, while Leonard tries to identify the exact nature of a new client.
  • Demon Baby

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    S 1 : Ep 3 - 3/31/10

    Mark had to temporarily look after a demon baby left in his care. Seeing this, Callie starts to openly want to have a baby of her own.
  • An American Werewolf in America

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    S 1 : Ep 2 - 3/24/10

    While Mark deals with a werewolf and his victim, Randall finds himself overwhelmed by an all-consuming need to eat his roommate's flesh, and Leonard has to deal with his more popular, successful magician brother, Christ Angel.moreless
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