Ugly Betty Season 3 Episode 15

Heinrich: Give me grey.
Betty: Grey? That's good, that's specific.
Heinrich: Grey, but obscure. A rainbow of grey but sharp like clear fog.

Wilhelmina: How could this happen? Have I changed? Have I gone soft?
Mark: No. You're still as horrible and evil as the day that Satan himself placed you in your mother's arms.
Wilhelmina: Oh darling, that's so sweet.

Mark: (on the phone) Mark St. James alerting you that Wilhelmina Slater is on route to the Parenza Skula show, confirming her usual seat. Ah ha ha ha. That's funny. It's getting less funny. You cannot do this to me. Name your price. Box at the Met. Reservations at Budakon. Kidney. I'm O negative. It's a universal donor.

Betty: Matt? Did you see where I put that press release I wrote yesterday?
Matt: Er, yeah. I gave it to your boss.
Betty: You what?
Matt: Well he asked for it and it said for immediate release so I didn't want to wait until you came back.
Betty: No. No, no, that was just a joke. A mean and terrible joke. I wrote the real one last night. That one was never supposed to go out.
Matt: Oh God. I'm really sorry. Look. If you get fired, I can get you a new job. The guy who covers wrestling is leaving.

Matt: (to Betty) So do they ever give you any of the clothes? 'Cause if I'm covering a game and one of the guys is throwing out a bloody jersey, sometimes I get to keep that. Score!

Amanda: Oh Daniel, you were all over the papers today.
Daniel: Really?
Amanda: Yes ... (reading from the paper) "Looking sensational at Michael Corr's was Mode's Daniel Meade. He was accompanied by ..." Uh!
Daniel: What?
Amanda: Nothing. I just remembered I can't read. It's my own secret shame.
Daniel: Amanda. What does it say?
Amanda: "His new girlfriend slash charity case. A frump with a pulled back hairstyle that even a turn of the century librarian would deem too severe." See, that is not so bad. They didn't mention her big ears.

Betty: Okay, alright, we all know you're very excited she's leaving, but maybe you could tone it back just a little bit.
Hilda: Hey! I'm just happy that Pappy's better and he doesn't need a nurse any more.
Betty: Oh good! 'Cause I don't think this means they're going to stop seeing each other.
Hilda: Please. Once that kinky Florence Nightingale fantasy is over, it's done.
Betty: Haven't I asked you not to use the word kinky concerning our father?

Betty: Wow! You look beautiful.
Molly: Thank you. Everything I'm wearing hurts. That's good, right?

Mark: This morning you've got the Donna Karen preview followed by brunch with Donna Karen and then the Donna Karen show. So I'm going to go out on a limb and assume that you're wearing-
Wilhelmina: Cavalli.
Mark: Are you sure? I'm worried that the Cavalli makes you look a little too Michelle Obama at the mall.