Lloyd: Money is the devil.
Ron: We don't have a choice, Lloyd, okay. If we don't pay off this debt, then we have bad credit for life. We won't even be able to get a Discover card. Do you know what that means?
Lloyd: No more leather suits?
Ron: That's right! Okay, now if you want to fix this, go get me some money.
Rachel: How did you get so smart?
Dave: Um... I ah... read like eight or nine books a week.
Steven: Told ya.
Dave: ... Also do a lot of speed... All the time.
Ron: I could buy a decent used car right now... or an amazingly thorough prostitute.
TIVO: Steve tells his dad to pay his tuition instead of paying for TIVO so he can "tape Ally McBeal three times a week."