Monica Keena |
Rachel Lindquist |
Carla Gallo |
Lizzie Exley |
Charlie Hunnam |
Lloyd Haythe |
Seth Rogen |
Ron Garner |
Jay Baruchel |
Steven Karp |
Timm Sharp |
Marshall Nesbitt |
David Krumholtz |
Greg |
Guest Star |
Sarah Ann Morris |
Janice |
Guest Star |
Alex Breckenridge |
Celeste |
Guest Star |
Leroy Adams |
Adam |
Recurring Role |
Jarrett Grode |
Perry |
Recurring Role |
Jason Segel |
Eric |
Recurring Role |
In this episode Eric is said to be 27 making him eight years older then Lizzy. In reality Carla Gallo who plays Lizzie is five years older then Jason Segel who plays Eric.
Alice: Are you OK?
Eric: I think I swallowed something. Like a... Like a tooth or gum or something.
Alice: Um, I... I think you swallowed my tongue stud.
Eric: Oh, did I? I'm so sorry. Oh, my God!
Alice: Don't worry about it.
Eric: I'm sorry. I'm an idiot.
Alice: Don't worry about it. Janice's brother swallowed by tongue stud, too. Just, when it comes out the other end, just give it to Janice and then she'll pass it along.
Eric: Whoa, whoa, whoa. Dude, that was in another guy's ass?
Alice: What? I cleaned it!
(All the guys are watching Girls Gone Wild across the hall)
Hal: Steven! I've discovered your new mother!
Ron: Yeah, and she's young and drunk!
Greg: If you love Lizzie, your nail Alice. It will be therapeutic.
Eugene: (To Eric) I wasn't trying to make you cry. I was just saying that what if Steven is there, and they're having sex or whatever?
Eric: (Referencing Lizzie) Dude, I went out with her for four years. I'm obviously her friend!
Eugene: You must be friends with her if you're okay with her having sex with someone else!
Eric: We're not smoking pot, Rex!
Rex: Dude, I know what it smells like, all right? Papa sucked a bit of it down in his time, okay? This is my house. I didn't have to let you live here when after your mama kicked me out, did I? Eric: Dude, we don't even smoke pot, man.
Rex: Listen to me, I inhale your second hand smoke? By noon, I'm smoking a crack pipe, you hear me? I gotta keep it on the straight and narrow.
Lizzie: I maxed out my credit card. And now I have enough tampons to last me to menopause!
Lizzie: (Referencing the Guys) They are so pathetic! Their idea of a good time is eating large quantities of candy and watching porn!
Lizzie: You guys are pigs.
Lloyd: Yep, yep!
Ron: You guys, um, you know, I don't know if you're into this, uh, stuff, or, you know, or if this is your bag or not, really, but, um, The Girls Gone Wild 5-Tape Solid Gold Uncensored and Beyond box set has arrived. It's here.
Lloyd: It came!
Marshall: What up!
(The gang just returns with an enormous amount of groceries)
Marshall: Bulk-Mart rules!
Lizzie: Does anyone even have a popcorn popper? So, Stevie, what do you want to do with the rest of Saturday?
Steven: Ah, sit right here.
Lizzie: Oh, but it's so pretty out.
Steven: Well, it's always pretty out. It's California.
Marshall: We're gonna eat all this cookie dough!
Eugene: I mean, TiVo be my pimp, yo!
Eugene: Hey, you know who I had sex with last night? Lucy Liu, Lisa Ling, oh, and who is that, uh, chick from Crouching Tiger?
Greg: Ang Lee?
Eugene: Yes! Oh, God, she's so hot!
Eric: My ex-step dad's car broke down again. And I'm not calling him back. He always needs a ride to some 12-Step meeting of something.
Eugene: Hey, girls aren't worth the trouble. That's why I don't date.
Eric: Oh, is that why?
Eugene: Hey. No, I don't need to date. I got TiVO.
Lizzie: (Leaving a message for Eric) Hey, Mr. Eric, this is Lizzie Exley, and, of course I can come to your 27th Birthday Party. I miss hearing your voice, so send hello to the boys from me and have a good day. Bye.
TVGuide identifies this episode as the season finale.
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