Jack: You and a girl?
Steven: Yeah, exac.. Yeah, why not? Exactly because, because, these girls at college, they don't know me, they don't know who I am.
Jack: Yeah, they don't know that you threw up on the bus in fifth grade.
Jack: Or that you had to have your finger reattached after that wood shop...
Steven: The point is, I'm tall and handsome, and I've gained weight and I've, like, finally got a fashion sense. Man, it's like the beginning of a whole new era.