(On the phone to each other)
Eric:What's wrong, baby?
Lizzie: (guiltily) I had sex with Adam Sandler.
Eric: Are you serious?
Lizzie: Yes and I am so sorry.
(Eric laughs wildly)
Eric: That's awesome!
Lizzie: You're... you're not mad?
Eric: 'Course I'm not mad. If I had the opportunity to have sex with Melissa Joan Hart I'd do it. Oh my God, how cool is this?
Lizzie: (relieved) You are so sweet.
Steven: Seriously, how would you feel if your dad came in here and started playing a song about your mom sagging?
(About meeting Adam Sandler)
Ron: So don't do things that friends wouldn't do. Don't quote him from his movies, we don't wanna do that. It's like sketching a Picasso painting and giving it to Picasso.