Gimpy: (about the "I Hate Cal" website) ....after a quick search on this site, the word 'annoying' came up 12,000 times. The phrase ' stole my girlfriend ' came up a stunning 45,000 times. And the phrase 'drooling moron' came up....
(IM screen winks out)
Cal: (answering phone) Hello?
Gimpy: My computer just crashed.