Jay: You know, Carrie, she kind of looks like you. Though Eve's auricles are asymmetric.
Carrie: You been admiring my auricles, Jay? Well, that's nice to know. You noticed my eyes.
Jay: Auricles are earlobes. You forget to turn your memory on this morning?
Carrie: I remember everything, Jay, I don't know everything. Although now I know you like my earlobes, which is kind of kinky.
Al: (about her undercover job) You know who we're dealing with. Anything goes wrong, you won't see it coming.
Carrie: That's what I have you for.