United States of Tara

Season 2 Episode 7

Dept. Of F'd Up Family Services

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Aired Monday 10:30 PM May 03, 2010 on Showtime
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The department of family services sends a social worker to check on the Gregsons. While Max struggles to clean the house, Marshall tries to break up with Courtney, Neil learns about Charmaine's baby and Tara make friends with Lynda.

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    Shannon Tweed

    Shannon Tweed

    Knatasha Knightblade

    Guest Star

    Kevin Farley

    Kevin Farley

    Social Worker

    Guest Star

    Jeremiah Hu

    Jeremiah Hu

    Nerd

    Guest Star

    Viola Davis

    Viola Davis

    Lynda P. Frazier

    Recurring Role

    Patton Oswalt

    Patton Oswalt

    Neil

    Recurring Role

    Zosia Mamet

    Zosia Mamet

    Courtney

    Recurring Role

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    • TRIVIA (1)

      • Music: "Cherry Tulips" by Headlights, "Hard Heart (Love Spy)" by Queen Sea Big Shark, "Together as a System We Are Unbeatable" by Trachtenburg Family Slideshow Players

    • QUOTES (10)

      • Courtney: (to Marshall) You brought your boyfriend? I was hoping we'd do this like Europeans, where he and I wouldn't meet until your funeral.

      • Max: What if it doesn't go well? With everything that goes on around this house, what if we can't pull it off?
        Tara: Oh, hey. Stop thinking like that. We're total pros at convincing people we're normal.

      • Nerd: What are you?
        Lynda: She is Princess Valhalla Hawkwind.
        Nerd: What?
        Kate: You want to take a picture with me?
        Nerd: What are your superpowers?
        Kate: I don't have a vagina.
        Nerd: (to his friend) Let's go to Popeyes and get some chicken.

      • Marshall: I... We...
        Courtney: Please get to a predicate.

      • Marshall: Here's the thing. There's a thing that happens when two people have a thing. But if that thing turns out not to be a thing, um, the thing is... Help?
        Hany: Okay, Courtney, here's the deal. It's over.

      • Charmaine: Are they gone?
        Max: "They" who?
        Charmaine: Tara.

      • Courtney: I had an epiphany. This morning, that wasn't you talking. I know you better than that. So, I started thinking "why would Marshall break up with me? We had a system in place. It was all worked out." It's so obvious. Your boyfriend, Hany, is brainwashing you.
        Marshall: He's not my boyfriend.
        Courtney: I don't care what he is. He is feeding you his own agenda and you're buying it. It's classic Stockholm syndrome.

      • Max: (to Neil) Hey, here's a Royals fun fact for you. Charmaine's pregnant with your baby.

      • Neil: The... the kid's gonna be a mutt. What are you... Scotch-Irish? And... and... and I'm half P-polish, half punching bag. Congratulations, Charm. You officially have no soul.

      • Alice: I know what you did. We all do. Throwing us in the trash like yesterday's leftovers. Poisoning us with those dirty little pills. I got a postcard from T. She's living on the streets of Seattle, and she referred to herself as a gutter punker.
        Max: Alice, can we just...
        Alice: You tried to kill me.

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