United States of Tara Season 2 Episode 7

Max: What if it doesn't go well? With everything that goes on around this house, what if we can't pull it off?
Tara: Oh, hey. Stop thinking like that. We're total pros at convincing people we're normal.

Nerd: What are you?
Lynda: She is Princess Valhalla Hawkwind.
Nerd: What?
Kate: You want to take a picture with me?
Nerd: What are your superpowers?
Kate: I don't have a vagina.
Nerd: (to his friend) Let's go to Popeyes and get some chicken.

Marshall: I... We...
Courtney: Please get to a predicate.

Marshall: Here's the thing. There's a thing that happens when two people have a thing. But if that thing turns out not to be a thing, um, the thing is... Help?
Hany: Okay, Courtney, here's the deal. It's over.

Charmaine: Are they gone?
Max: "They" who?
Charmaine: Tara.

Courtney: I had an epiphany. This morning, that wasn't you talking. I know you better than that. So, I started thinking "why would Marshall break up with me? We had a system in place. It was all worked out." It's so obvious. Your boyfriend, Hany, is brainwashing you.
Marshall: He's not my boyfriend.
Courtney: I don't care what he is. He is feeding you his own agenda and you're buying it. It's classic Stockholm syndrome.

Max: (to Neil) Hey, here's a Royals fun fact for you. Charmaine's pregnant with your baby.

Neil: The... the kid's gonna be a mutt. What are you... Scotch-Irish? And... and... and I'm half P-polish, half punching bag. Congratulations, Charm. You officially have no soul.