United States of Tara Season 2 Episode 11

Tara: The internet's the worst thing to happen to family secrets since DNA testing.

Charmaine: (about choosing Nick over Neil) I'm making the right choice, right?
Max: Don't ask me that. Neil's a good friend of mine. I'm biased in his favor.
Charmaine: You think I should be marrying Neil. Ooh.
Max: I think I meant the opposite of that.

Max: Neil, there's only one you.
Neil: That's what they keep telling me.

Tara: (about finding Mimi's home) Oh my God, it's my fucking art.
Charmaine: Holy fuck, it's even got the stones and the place for the flag.
Tara: How could I have possibly known all those details? Is every single thing just lurking beneath the surface?
Charmaine: Jesus, I hope not.

Kate: You're in love.
Marshall: I feel more like I just came down with food poisoning.
Kate: That's in the beginning. It gets easier. Less crampy.