United States of Tara

Season 2 Episode 11

To Have And To Hold

Aired Monday 10:30 PM May 31, 2010 on Showtime



  • Trivia

    • This episode finally reveals the pact between the sisters is, which was first mentioned by Shoshana in Torando!.

      Tara: You and me, me and you (Charmaine joins in) sisters keeper through and through.

  • Quotes

    • Tara: Don't forget to be yourself.
      Kate: Ha, ha, and ha, mom.

    • Tara: The internet's the worst thing to happen to family secrets since DNA testing.

    • Charmaine: (about choosing Nick over Neil) I'm making the right choice, right?
      Max: Don't ask me that. Neil's a good friend of mine. I'm biased in his favor.
      Charmaine: You think I should be marrying Neil. Ooh.
      Max: I think I meant the opposite of that.

    • Max: Neil, there's only one you.
      Neil: That's what they keep telling me.

    • Tara: (about finding Mimi's home) Oh my God, it's my fucking art.
      Charmaine: Holy fuck, it's even got the stones and the place for the flag.
      Tara: How could I have possibly known all those details? Is every single thing just lurking beneath the surface?
      Charmaine: Jesus, I hope not.

    • Kate: You're in love.
      Marshall: I feel more like I just came down with food poisoning.
      Kate: That's in the beginning. It gets easier. Less crampy.

    • Charmaine: What do I do if Tara doesn't come back before the wedding? I'm gonna have a giant 4-year-old swimming in my chocolate fountain.

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