United States of Tara

Season 1 Episode 6

Transition

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Aired Monday 10:30 PM Feb 22, 2009 on Showtime
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Tara's parents visit the family. Unfortunately for Tara and Max, they have plans to take Kate and Marshall away and keep them elsewhere.

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Fred Ward

Fred Ward

Frank

Guest Star

Pamela Reed

Pamela Reed

Beverly

Guest Star

Bill Dempsey

Bill Dempsey

Impound Worker

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Nathan Corddry

Nathan Corddry

Gene Stuart

Recurring Role

Patton Oswalt

Patton Oswalt

Neil

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  • TRIVIA (2)

  • QUOTES (6)

    • Max: Truck nuts. What are truck nuts?
      (Neil points to Max's truck with a flesh-colored bag hanging under it.)
      Max: Oh, fuck. Buck! I told him ten times to stop customizing my truck.
      Neil: Apparently, they're illegal. The cops didn't think they were too funny. Honestly, I don't get the logic myself. Does the truck have a dick? Or is the... is the truck the dick? If the truck is the dick, (laughing at himself) then the balls are way too small.

    • Max: I don't want to tell you what to do. You wanna take a Xanax, take a Xanax.
      Tara: what's the matter? Flag too freaky for ya'?
      Max: No, I just spent an hour with your father and I almost became Buck just to kick his ass. This isn't usually my style but... (shakes bottle of pills) I'm heading down the Xanax town. You wanna come?
      Tara: I'm gonna say nope to dope. You were right. We made a decision. No pills. I mean, I don't want anything to happen, but if it does, it does. I'm OK with it. (kisses Max)

    • Beverly: So Marshall, you've got a girlfriend?
      Kate: Oh yeah, she's really hot. Moosh, tell her about your hot girlfriend.
      Tara: Kate, knock it off.
      Frank: Oh, I bet she's a real looker, huh?
      Marshall: Yeah, grandpa, she's a real looker. She's got a great set of walking sticks. No wonder I wanna change my private eye office.
      Kate: Grandpa, you've got to see her. She's got this big blue eyes and nine uncut inches.

    • Tara: Why?
      Charmaine: Because the only reason they call me is to find out about you.
      Beverly: That's not true.
      Charmaine: It's been true my entire life. It's always about Tara. Yeah, I know. I'm not interesting or crazy and I didn't get raped at boarding school, but I'm sick of being an afterthought. I'm always the one who ends up with a sweater. And a gift certificate to Barnes & Noble. And a fucking Polaroid picture. I want a big house and a great fucking boyfriend. And I'm never gonna fucking have those things because my idiot ex-husband made me get a boob job and now I'm stuck with these. (points to her bust)

    • Frank: Hey, how are things lately?
      Max: Good, everything's good.
      Frank: Come on, you know what I'm talking about. How are things with you and Tara?
      Max: Uh, no complaints.
      Frank: Really? Well, Bev and I were talking. You know, if you two ever want to take a little break, you could always send the kids to stay with us.
      Max: Like a weekend?
      Frank: Yeah, a weekend, several weeks, a couple of months.
      Max: What are you talking about, Frank?
      Frank: The kids have been through a lot. Come on, we both know things have been a little crazy lately. We just want what's best for the kids.

    • Beverly: Tara, I'm very disappointed in you. I don't know why you insist on depriving the children.
      Tara: Depriving them of what?
      Beverly: This is a wonderful opportunity for them. We know the headmaster of the Hunter School. They could start immediately.
      Tara: What?
      Beverly: It's not a boarding school, Tara. It's just a private school. And they'd be living at home with us.
      Tara: Living with you? What are you talking about?
      Beverly: Well, didn't Max tell you?
      Tara: Didn't Max tell me what?
      Beverly: We want the children to move in with us.
      Tara: Why?
      Beverly: Well, I think you know why.

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