Knife girl: You spat a loogie at me at a concert two years ago, and I stabbed you in the foot with my knife, and then you kicked out my two front teeth...greatest moment of my life.
The Murderers lead singer: Did I also crap in your eye?
Knife girl: You remember me!
Jenny: I invited some of the neighborhood kids over for a jumping party. The kids thought they were jumping on an old lumpy mattress, but in fact they were stompin' the life out of my no-good husband.
Birdman: Don't mention music around birds, birds hate music, duh!
Captain Lunatic: Why the hell are you so sweaty?
Leonard Lunatic: Because I work out five times a day. I'm Carl Malone!
The girl with the knife who wants to tour with the Murderers also appears in Small Town throwing an earthquake party, and as Steve Youngblood's favourite pupil in Children's Revolution.