Christian basketball player: No my brother, we shall be victorious because surely God is on our side!
Earl: Witness the glory of God demon, and repent the ball!
Possessed Perdu: I will now debunk the moonwalk. Toe, slide, toe, slide...easy...
Earl: God made upside-down margaritas, and keg headstands too.
Frat boy: Thank you God!
Fairy Hockeyplayer: Chug it! Tell her that you love her!
The Santa Liquor Song: Everyday is Christmas, when you drink Santa Liquor. Merry Christmas, merry merry Christmas, so grab a bottle and pour.
Earl: God gave us the moonwalk. Once again God defies gravity, giving man the ability to walk on earth as if he was walking on the moon.
Physics Professor: Okay Earl, I admire your ardent commitment to Christianity, but honestly, if you're bringing up that God versus pulleys debate again.
Professor: Here you plagiarize "survival of the fittest."
Student: No, I footnoted that.
Professor: Ha yes, but your footnote reads, "Survival of the fitness: a term I just came up with to describe the natural evolution of all living organisms."
Student: When you're adopted, it's really hard to have original ideas because you're so adopted all the time.
In the classroom scene one of the students is wearing a Decatur Fist t-shirt. The Decatur Fist appear in the "Thunderball" episode.