Waitress: This is humiliating. Do the stupid monkey dance by yourself, I quit.
Manager: Specifically, we place two or three ice cubes inside the...
Manager: (angrily) Yes, the glass. Not the plate, not the vase, not some fish tank somewhere.
Waiter: ...Then I walk up the stairs, with my feet, using my hands the whole time.
Waiter: I don't even know what I'm saying.
Friar: I know gorillas who wouldn't take a dump in here for a dollar.
Daughter: Ooo, their insults don't even make any sense.
Friar 1: I have to say, the woman of this house has a eating disorder. Every time the delivery boy comes, she says, "I'll eat this order."
Friar 2: Hilarious!
The trio of teenage boys reminisce about a time when they were all screwed up on Supercool - the drug later featured in the Supercool episode.
The robot head in the Bradwick's announcing that the cake shelf is full of real cakes, not urinal cakes, is from the "Real World" episode.