Adair dies and possesses a sandwich. He tells the other UCB members of a prophecy that can bring him back to life.
Where none are invited but everyone comes Bring she who makes love to many but touches none As man is shaken by his own clothes And another shouts innuendoes Where an old virgin mates with a balloon And well-oiled mountains light the room
The UBC brings each element of the prophecy to an out-of-control orgy: a nerdy virgin who compulsively buys new cellphones and pagers, convinced that faulty technology is why no chicks ever call to get laid by him; a "subliminal" vibrating boot sold to sex-starved woman to make them attractive to their husbands again; Raspberry, a distracted phone sex operator; and Clair, whose husband thinks she spends too much time taking care of her "amazing" breasts.
Clair unbuttons her shirt, exposing her "well-oiled mountains," while the virgin straps on the vibrating boot and has sex with a inflatable doll - thus fulfilling the prophesy. The inflatable doll gives birth to Adair...minus a hand (since Trotter took a bite out of the sandwich).moreless
Where none are invited but everyone comes Bring she who makes love to many but touches none As man is shaken by his own clothes And another shouts innuendoes Where an old virgin mates with a balloon And well-oiled mountains light the room
The UBC brings each element of the prophecy to an out-of-control orgy: a nerdy virgin who compulsively buys new cellphones and pagers, convinced that faulty technology is why no chicks ever call to get laid by him; a "subliminal" vibrating boot sold to sex-starved woman to make them attractive to their husbands again; Raspberry, a distracted phone sex operator; and Clair, whose husband thinks she spends too much time taking care of her "amazing" breasts.
Clair unbuttons her shirt, exposing her "well-oiled mountains," while the virgin straps on the vibrating boot and has sex with a inflatable doll - thus fulfilling the prophesy. The inflatable doll gives birth to Adair...minus a hand (since Trotter took a bite out of the sandwich).moreless
 Matt Besser |
Adair, Various |
 Amy Poehler |
Colby, Various |
 Ian Roberts |
Antoine, Various |
 Matt Walsh |
Trotter, Various |
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Woman: I want to buy a pair [of vibrating boots]!
Salesman: Actually, two don't work together because their signals interfere with each other, canceling each other out. -
Nerdy Virgin: I think that maybe signals are interfering with each other and therefore canceling each other out.
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