President: Dear God. I thought edible panties only existed in science fiction novels.
Press Secretary: Mr. President, I should tell you that women don't call them "panties".
President: Miss Press Secretary, what do women wear where men wear underwear?
NASA Scientist: Panties.
Mike the Astronaut: Panties.
Press Secretary: Underwear.
President: Men and women can't wear the same thing, it's impossible. Now, tell me more about these edible panties.