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  • Small Town

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    S 3 : Ep 8 - 3/20/00

  • Sex

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    S 3 : Ep 7 - 3/6/00

    Adair dies and possesses a sandwich. He tells the other UCB members of a prophecy that can bring him back to life.

    Where none are invited but everyone comes Bring she who makes love to many but touches none As man is shaken by his own clothes And another shouts innuendoes Where an old virgin mates with a balloon And well-oiled mountains light the room

    The UBC brings each element of the prophecy to an out-of-control orgy: a nerdy virgin who compulsively buys new cellphones and pagers, convinced that faulty technology is why no chicks ever call to get laid by him; a "subliminal" vibrating boot sold to sex-starved woman to make them attractive to their husbands again; Raspberry, a distracted phone sex operator; and Clair, whose husband thinks she spends too much time taking care of her "amazing" breasts.

    Clair unbuttons her shirt, exposing her "well-oiled mountains," while the virgin straps on the vibrating boot and has sex with a inflatable doll - thus fulfilling the prophesy. The inflatable doll gives birth to Adair...minus a hand (since Trotter took a bite out of the sandwich).moreless
  • Mafia

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    S 3 : Ep 2 - 1/24/00

    Russell Cannon investigates invisible health hazards in hotel rooms. Mafia boss, Don Garnelli, is given advice from his doctor after a boating accident. Meanwhile, the UCB sheds light on local "hump houses." A couple receives unwanted fertility help from a mobster seeking a chance to make up for past crimes. A scrapbook hobby gets out of hand, leading to a grand jury case where a still injured Don Garnelli's testimony causes chaos.moreless
  • Supercool

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    S 2 : Ep 10 - 8/23/99

    Learn about the drug "Supercool", the history of it, the effects, and hear from former users and users' loved ones about the dangers of it / The police show you a few busts, including the bust of a "huge Supercool ring" / Two guys dressed as elves in a jail try to explain the dangers of Supercool to inmates / During A Supercool version of "Scared Straight" one of the inmates sticks his foot in a students ass and winds up leaving it there for years. You meet the student years later and the two are still "together" / A reporter goes to the Titte brother's island for an interview but the brothers just wind up fighting with their manager / One of Calvin Kline's model is not opposed to Supercool / The titte brothers and Ya-Ya try to get Supercool on the streetmoreless
  • Hurricane

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    S 2 : Ep 9 - 8/16/99

    Captain Lunatic tries to capture the illusive Bong Boy, who seems to always be wherever there is trouble / A TV weatherman and news anchor fight on the air / Trotter shows Antoine his commercials designed to annoy people / Public access show "Trees Are Down" airs / International singing sensation Ya-Ya is interviewed for a magazine in her house, but things get crazy with her and her father, the interviewer runs away and Ya-Ya's father dies of a heart attack / A new member of the John Denver fan club goes to a meeting where the other members sing John Denver songs with the word "nutsack" in them / Back at the news report, the anchor and weatherman continue to fight / Back on "Trees are Down", they decide to just talk about anything / The weatherman finds out that the machine "Doppler 5000" is causing all the bad weather and the machine attacks him / Ya-Ya tries to help out during the bad storm by singing in the middle of it. Bong Boy shows up in the middle of the storm along with Ya-Ya when Captain Lunatic shows up to capture him. Lunatic gets distracted when trying to help out a trapped citizen and Bong Boy escapes. The weatherman is successful in destroying Doppler 5000 and stopping the storm, but he dies in the processmoreless
  • Big City

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    S 2 : Ep 8 - 8/9/99

    A prostitute interviews for a job at a coffeeshop, but the manager is appalled by her resume. When the prostitute reminds his that "it's never too late to be what we want to be," the manager reveals he's always wanted to be an astronaut. She helps him train to be an astronaut while she learns to make coffee. She throws him a huge party to celebrate.

    A redneck visiting the big city is invited to the party, but despairs that he'll have use the subways with all the Molemen.

    A woman wearing a walking cast is forcibly carried to the party by a "helpful" man who keeps insisting she's not that fat.

    A rich man is forced to venture out into the big city when his butler dies, guided by a Cockney street urchin. They are invited to the party, and when they arrive, the manager has prepared for his first flight with a spacesuit made of coffee cups and a coffee-pot helmut. The manager throws himself out the window and is killed. "That's life in the big city!"moreless
  • Spaghetti Jesus

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    S 2 : Ep 7 - 8/2/99

    Jesus appears in a bowl of spaghetti and Trotter has a jewish Mud Golem. The Spaghetti Jesus is taken to a religion expo which also has a girl in a coma that can perform miracles, Sister Wendy describing religious images, and a seminar on the church of Psychotonomy which claims it can "cure" homosexuality, left-handedness, race, and height. Tensions rise as the Spaghetti Jesus disappears three times and reappears twice (although both times in a very different form).moreless
  • Infested With Friars

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    S 2 : Ep 6 - 7/26/99

    A woman left deli food and an open box of cigars out overnight, causing her house to be come infected with friars. The manager of a Bradwick's restaurant teaches a new employee how do do everything, including talking with his mouth and putting silverware on tables using his hand, and tells another employee that the customer is always right - always. In order to avoid getting in trouble with his parents, a kid tells his friends to beat him up and take a crap on him, which is the M.O. of the kidnappers he developed to be able and stay out later. The friars begin to mutate and leave the house they were found in, only to end up raiding the Bradwick's, which is promptly quarantined.moreless
  • Eli's Face Therapy

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    S 2 : Ep 5 - 7/12/99

    A woman on her first day at her new job is threatened by a man who says he's going to kill her. She reports it to her boss. / An elderly woman takes her friend to meet Eli, who is her therapist. He does a treatment where he slaps a woman in the face to make her feel better and make their skin look better. / A few guys are sitting around doing the Supercool and watching throwing star cartoons. One of the guys girlfriend comes home and complains that she is having problems at work. To help her, they agree to pretend to be the chef at her workplace so she can practice venting her problems to him. It gets out of hand when the guys take their characters too far. / Trotter is putting helmets on the other UCB members to see what they are dreaming. / Back at the office, the guy who threatened to kill the woman apologizes and offers to buy her a smoothie as an apology. Then right after, he once again threatens to kill her. She goes to tell her boss but he is no help once again. / Back at Eli's place, he gives therapy to a woman by slapping her face with meat. / A man at a gym meets a crazy guy who works out "for freedom". He joins him in his workout which includes running around, swimming, and Russian Roulette. Luckily they both live, but the next guy isn't as lucky. / Adair dreams of getting into Antoine's head and finding out he really is a cyborg. Antoine sees this dream on the monitor and as usual, denies it. / The guy from the office who threatened to kill the woman shows up at anger management. The therapist looks for a group of people that the guy can center his anger on. They decide on a nomadic tribe from the arctic that wears fur coats. / The woman in the office goes into her boss's office only to find out the angry man got promoted and now he's her boss. He apologizes once again, but this time in a calm manner he tells her he will still kill her. / Back at Eli's therapy, many elderly women in cages wait for their turn for the treatment. When the first woman goes up, Eli puts a fur coat on her as part of the treatment. The angry guy from the office (who now works for Eli) sees this and mistakes her for one of the Nomadic tribe members he hates and threatens to kill her. Then the crazy workout "for freedom" guy comes in, sees the women waiting in cages and starts letting them out, and leading them to escape through the window. Later, it turns out this was all a dream that Antoine was dreaming and the other UCB members are watching on the monitor.moreless
  • Real World

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    S 2 : Ep 4 - 7/5/99

    A trail guide takes a family through the woods to look at wildlife and see an "Ingret", a creature that looks like a woman wearing a bikini. Trotter and Adair catch one. / A comedian makes a reference to colorblindness and enrages an audience member whose cousin Gillian is colorblind. They come onto the stage, make a huge scene, and prove the comedian wrong. / A man named Gossack convinces an aquarium janitor that he's an alien, and can give him the power to fly if the janitor will let him mate with a dolphin. Antoine captures Gossack. / Antoine and Colby encounter the "stair people" - a strange breed of people who live in the stairwells of office buildings. They eventually capture one. / A company executive has a meeting with Mr. Craw - a man who has a baby head growing out of his right hand. Colby comes in and captures Craw. / Finally with all of the players ready, the UCB are set to begin their big social experiment which turns out to be a cast for the Real World! Gillian (the colorblind girl), Lurk (the stair person), Gossack (the guy who tried to get into the dolphin tank), Irene (from the Real World MTV), Craw (the guy with the baby hand), a Robot Head, and the Ingret they caught.moreless
  • Mogomra vs. the Fart Monster

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    S 2 : Ep 3 - 6/28/99

    An aerobics class has a day of Japa-noi Tretching, an exercise program that combines jumping around like crazy while listening to Japanese punk music. / Adair invents a tiny radio that is so small, you can't even see it. It malfunctions, goes crazy, and starts flying around and attacking Antoine. / A man who gets a massage at a massage parlor starts farting so much, that he runs out of the shop, disgusts everyone including his family. / An unpopular kid in school starts to riot by throwing ninja throwing stars in the cafeteria during lunch but is unsuccessful in killing anyone. / A ninja holds a press conference about throwing stars, and his son's failed massacre at school. / Mr. Gregoropolis' accountant warns him that he is running out of money, and can no longer afford to pay for a live-in sushi chef. After some debate, he refuses because he loves sushi too much. / The kid at school tries again to massacre his fellow students as a sumo wrestler, but fails again. / A throwing star fad hits pop culture, is popular with kids, and is all over television. The parents are not happy. / For a third time, the kid in the cafeteria tries to massacre the kids by summoning the lobster monster Mogomra. This too, doesn't work out when Mogomra just starts licking himself and eventually runs away. / The guy that went to the message parlor's farting gets so bad that he becomes the Fart Monster. / Mogomra makes his return to save the city from the fart monster. Although Mogomra loses the fight, he is still successful at stopping the fart monster and everyone celebrates.moreless
  • Bomb Squad

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    S 2 : Ep 2 - 6/21/99

    Protect ya neck! The Wu is in the house when the accidently drill a tunnel into the UCB lair while expanding the Wu-Mansion.
  • Master Dialectitian

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    S 2 : Ep 1 - 6/14/99

    Trotter and Antoine play chess. Antoine needed motivation to beat Trotter, so every time he plays poorly, the computer stops his heart for a few seconds / A "Baby Runner" is born. A baby with the leg strength of a grown cheetah. Various attempts are made to capture the baby. Offers are made to race him in Mexico, and to give his parents a college track scholarship. / Sports guys argue about greatest matches of all time. / The Grand Master Dialectitian is introduced to Owen, to teach him new dialects. / A reel is run from 1933 of a Boxer fighting a horse. The horse wins. / The master dialectitian discovers that Owen is competing in the park, and wishes to enter the Dialect competition, which the master disapproves. The master winds up showing up anyway, and Owen wins the Dialect Competition with the Martian dialect. / A woman who is new to the neighborhood learns about baby wrestling and her daughter fights. People bet on a winnermoreless
  • Children's Revolution

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    S 1 : Ep 4 - 9/9/98

  • Power Marketing

    Full Episode

    S 1 : Ep 3 - 9/2/98

    The Upright Citizens Brigade controls Alan Greenspan during his "State of the Economy" speech, in an attempt to change the national currency to "Oak Leaves", but Greenspan throws the speech. "Power Marketing" siminars try to push people into having "New Brains" which are "powerful, explosive, and a real competitor." "Power Marketing" also features Astronaut Mike Berchwood from the "Saigon Suicide Squad" episode. Next, we discover "Hendley Architecture", the architectural firm that exists in an entirely open woodland, or, as they claim, a building designed with "Hyper Minimalism." Cut's back to the same "Power Marketing" speech as before. Now, we're shown a golf game between an advertising executive who is looking for success tips, and his brother. His brother advises him to stick every penny he gets up his ass, and then spend it, so he has the edge in any situation, since everyone is handling pennies which have been up his ass. Moves back to "Power Marketing" and the new brain you can have for only "$800 Dollars A Day!" Golfers invade the "Hyper Minimalist" architectural firm's building, and has a bout with security. Meanwhile, pirates inspired by the "Power Marketing" siminar's new brain philosophy attempt to bury treasure in the executive lounge, and the "Power Marketing" siminar invades the conference room.moreless
  • Story of the Toad

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    S 1 : Ep 2 - 8/26/98

    The flower girl has troubles during the rehearsal of couple 223's wedding. A meeting at the self-help group the ugly club turns sour. "Maybe your not an ugly human being, but a good looking ape." Antoine goes to a park to demonstrate his new UnCommon Backrub(UCB) which includes rubbing the chest and groin. The Story of the Toad who left bread crumbs in the forrest so he could find his way back. The toad runs into one of his friends Harry the Hornless Unicorn.moreless
  • Bucket of Truth

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    S 1 : Ep 1 - 8/19/98

    The UCB places a bucket of truth into a suburban home being shown to an upper class family. The realtor shows off the hot chicks room which is also inside the house. Captain Lounatic, an overpassionate police officer, curses the elusive Bong Boy, a stoner who is repeatedly sighted at the scenes of human tragedy. The captain also mourns over the loss of his wife, who used to dance for him. The husband purchases the home because of the hot chicks room, while the wife tries to find Cassie, their missing daughter. While searching for Cassie, Cpt. Lounatic tries to arrest Bong Boy, but must leave to foil a bank robbery. Cassie befriends the real Unibomber while selling cookies door to door. A friend of the family looks into the bucket of truth and runs screaming into the hot chicks room, followed by the father who just bought the house. Cpt. Lounatic runs in the house looking for Cassie, and the mother looks into the bucket of truth and runs screaming through the neighborhood. Cassie and the Unibomber come home to find Lounatic, and then a shootout begins. Bong Boy arrives and accidentally spills bong water on a bomb, saving the day.moreless
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