Mixed metaphors for a show that doesn't seem to know where it's coming from.
5.0
"Mediocre"
So here's V. Again. In the eighties it was a late cold war show, exploiting what was left of fear of creepy foreigners in uniforms and pretty much the last one to have aliens actually be little green men.
Now it gets updated and, let's be honest here, the big draw is what the aliens are supposed to stand for now. You see, foreigners won't cut it anymore as the cheap shot to collective psyche, so I came into the show looking forward to seeing how the typically conservative take on invading aliens would be reworked for the new century.
As it turns out, the answer is "in a rather bland way". There are a couple of hints at politics here and there, but the show ends up not taking sides by, ironically, giving you just enough to get pissed off regardless of whether you're a christian conservative or a socialist. So aliens will provide universal health care as a trojan horse, but they also control the Vatican, Big Business and, apparently, Al Qaeda. I call shenanigans at this indecission. Look, it's okay, you can take sides. Zombies are popular, and they've always been about anti-capitalist, anti-consumist propaganda. Aliens are popular and, like body snatchers, they've always been kind of conservative, individualist claims about how sacrificing for the greater good is "inhuman". The truth is nobody likes these things because they pack a political message, we all like them because they're pulpy, campy pop culture... but take the political undertones away, and you get a washed out, PG, PC version of the real thing.
That's the feeling V '09 is giving out. The green screens are almost bad enough to be funny and we get some glimpses of scaly skin instead of stupidly holding it back as if we didn't all know what the deal is, but the bland not-quite-corporate, not-quite-military visitors aren't nearly as amusing as their old vinyl-clad counterparts. A good example of how this bland approach tears apart the narrative is the fact that they throw in a line about how it is extremely suspicious that visitors look just like human beings. They never resolve this, so the line doesn't fix the major suspension of disbelief issue. Even worse, since they have now brought up the major inconsistency in the plot themselves, a second one arises: they look like us because they are aliens in disguise, but why the heck do they look like lizards out of costume, then? That, my friends, is a writer shooting himself in the foot. What should have been a simple "yeah, we don't talk about that" moment that you just accept as part of the fun becomes a plot hole by not handling it in a deep enough manner. This probably applies to the pilot as a whole. I guess we'll see if it fits the rest of the season soon enough.
Also, there is no way a lizard fits *inside* Morena Baccarin, unless it's some kind of baby gecko, but good job with the "not blinking for a while, then doing it slowly" reptile eyes. It's subtle, but noticeable, which is probably what the acting should be in a thing like this.moreless