Drew (about Damon): No, I'm telling you. He's not what he seems.
Marty: You might be right ... nah. You're just a love-starved paranoiac with an inferiority complex.
Drew: I'm gonna keep an eye on him.
Marty: That's right; you're also a glutton for emotional punishment.
Sherry: Are you real?
Merrill: Where's Bella?
Marty: Who's Bella?
Merrill: My pet rat.
Marty: Well, normally rat isn't my first chioce for a power beverage but I was thirsty...
Merrill: You're sick!
Marty Relax Merrill! I didn't eat your poor excuse for a child substitute.
Merrill: And you're getting sicker!
Malcolm: I have a tape of the seldom seen Mexican Dracula ready for screening.
Malcolm is referring to the 1981 film "La Dinastia de Dracula", starring Fabian Aranza.