Veronica Mars: Veronica Mars Quotes

diecaro
[1]Aug 28, 2006
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Don't you just love Veronica Mars? Well, then give me your favourite quotes from the series so far!

Let's start with a rather light one:

Veronica: I'm Veronica.
Billy: Yeah, you go to Neptune. You're like a cheerleader or something?
Veronica: Or something...

Now, give me your favourites, please! Make me laugh!!
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always_mandy
[2]Aug 28, 2006
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Here's one:

Lamb: Strapping on a guitar. Does it get rid of feelings of inadequacy?
Gabe: Does strapping on a gun? (Silence of the Lamb)
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bboysmom2804
[3]Aug 28, 2006
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*Veronica wiggles finger at Dick*
Dick: "Just because you wiggle your finger doesn't mean Dick's gonna come!"
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torque4015
[4]Aug 28, 2006
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Veronica "Move or your a hood ornament".
Nevermind the buttocks
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MacAttac
[5]Aug 28, 2006
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Veronica(To Logan): You are such a catch. How has Hannah been able to stay away?

"I am God"

I love how Veronica always reminds Logan how much of a jerk he is.

There are a lot more that I will think of later.
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interruptedchic
[6]Aug 29, 2006
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The epp where the dogs went missing

Veronica: my brother will meet you in the park
Wallace*gives veronica a look*
veronica : i dont mean brother brother i mean brotha
wallace : well if you got 1000 your really holding out on a brotha
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diecaro
[7]Aug 29, 2006
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Veronica:
Leave her alone, Dick. You don't want to make her call the law. 'Cause
I hear the *law* really comes down hard. Have you heard that?
Madison:
So, I guess you're here alone since Duncan, like, ran away or whatever.
Veronica:
You mean, 'took it on the lam'? 'Cause I can't imagine what that's
like. Being 'on the Lamb.' I think you'd just close your eyes and pray
for it all to end. You'd have the cops crawling all over you. Right?
What do you think, Madison?
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codypup
[8]Aug 29, 2006
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Logan has some of the best lines! Here are some of my favorites in no particular order:
(to Clemmons after he asks "for a word") "Anthropomorphic, it's all yours Big guy"
"Annoy, tiny blonde one, Annoy like the wind!"
(When Wallace mentions the last time they've actually interacted was when Logan was bashing in Veronica's headlights) "Ah, foreplay"
I ADORE that last line...looking back it's so true.
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ShannonSoCrazy
[9]Aug 29, 2006
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Logan: Rode Hard, meet Put Away Wet.
Trina: Hmm. I'm guessing she's the wet one.

Trina: My boyfriend Dylan spotted me some cash a few months ago, and now he's bugging me about it. I can't get him off my back.
Logan: Did you try standing up?

Aaron: Especially for you tonight I am making what will be known from now on as "Aaron's Extra-Special Crab Cakes." Ha ha!
Logan: I'm sure I'll thoroughly enjoy them - right up until my esophagus closes up and cuts off my air supply and I shuffle off this mortal coil. Perhaps my last words will be "Great crab, Papa." [Aaron looks confused] I'm allergic to shellfish.

There's tons more. This show is so quotable.
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MacAttac
[10]Aug 29, 2006
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Here is one from tonight's repeat:

Mac(To Veronica): Don't distract me. I'm plotting how to kill you and make it look like an accident.

"Look Who's Stalking"
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AkewsticRockR
[11]Aug 30, 2006
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My signature
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diecaro
[12]Sep 14, 2006
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Yeah, that's great! Seen it in a couple of your forum posts. Nice one
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NJZ

[13]Sep 14, 2006

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diecaro wrote:

Veronica:
Leave her alone, Dick. You don't want to make her call the law. 'Cause
I hear the *law* really comes down hard. Have you heard that?
Madison:
So, I guess you're here alone since Duncan, like, ran away or whatever.
Veronica:
You mean, 'took it on the lam'? 'Cause I can't imagine what that's
like. Being 'on the Lamb.' I think you'd just close your eyes and pray
for it all to end. You'd have the cops crawling all over you. Right?
What do you think, Madison?

I love this one. Damn, the writers are good.

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NJZ
[14]Sep 14, 2006
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I don't remember what ep it was or what was actually said exactly but at the end of the conversation Mac(talking to Veronica) said something like 'I'm trying to see how long we can hold a conversation with you asking just questions'. Does this seem familiar to anyone? I'd really like to know what it is.
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fallensnowflake

[15]Sep 14, 2006

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NJZ wrote:

I don't remember what ep it was or what was actually said exactly but at the end of the conversation Mac(talking to Veronica) said something like 'I'm trying to see how long we can hold a conversation with you asking just questions'. Does this seem familiar to anyone? I'd really like to know what it is.

I believe it is is Ahoy, Mateys.

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jaikeb
[16]Sep 16, 2006
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Is a pony?
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NJZ

[17]Sep 17, 2006

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fallensnowflake wrote:

NJZ wrote:

I believe it is is Ahoy, Mateys.

Thanks. So here it is. I love this dialogue but its not my favourite:

MAC: Oh, they went on a little sabbatical.
VERONICA: Do you know why?
MAC: I suspect to torture me. Then they came back and Cap'n Krunk wasn't on anymore and it blew. So I stopped listening.
VERONICA: The show's still on?
MAC: A bastardized sub-par version of the show's still on.
VERONICA: Any way to find out where they're broadcasting from?
MAC: Yes. Mac pauses, staring at Veronica, who looks quizzically at Mac's failure to proceeds, nodding her head forward in an "and...?"

MAC: Sorry, I was just seeing how long we could have a conversation with your side only being questions. Veronica scoffs, in as "As if" manner.

MAC: We can track the signal.
VERONICA: Wow. Veronica takes a breath to ask another question, then catches herself, thinking quickly how to rephrase it.

VERONICA: I'd be interested to know if you had the capabilities to track said signal.

Veronica nods her head in satisfaction as Mac narrows her eyes as she stares at her. Veronica realises the justification of Mac's earlier charge and they both laugh.

MAC: Look, I'm happy to be the Q to your Bond, but crime pays. Technologically-assisted mystery solving? Costs. You wanna play find the crappy radio broadcast, momma's gonna need a few things from Radio Shack.

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codypup
[18]Sep 17, 2006
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From "Ain't No Magic Mountain High Enough"
Veronica: "Look who I found! It's little Miss Trashy-Trash. We marked your words earlier and I don't know if you noticed but they formed this totally...false accusation...I know, Yikes!"
Sorry about paraphrasing but I couldn't remember it exactly.
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MacAttac
[19]Oct 16, 2006
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Veronica: Mac, if you were planning the Apocalypse on Friday, would you make a big date for the weekend?

Mac: If it were me? That's the only way I'd ask someone out.

"Weapons of Class Destruction"
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bonniewalker87
[20]Oct 16, 2006
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i dont remember exactly. help out if you can

My big fat greek rush week VERONICA "when they said dress to impress, i did'nt know they meant to dress up as your fav pussycat doll."
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