Veronica Mars Season 2 Episode 18

Miss James: Veronica, I know Angie Dahl. And I don't think she's the witch you're painting her as.
Veronica: She's a demon spawn!

Mr. Wu: Veronica, I think that when you get out in the world a little more, you'll discover that not all well-dressed, articulate, detail-oriented men are gay. Many of them are just Asian.

Dick: Veronica Minx, what are you up to?
Veronica: Oh, you know, this, that, the other.

Veronica: You can take the girl out of the trash, but you can't take the trash out of the girl.

Dick: I heard in dorms, all the girls shower together... maybe you and Ronnie can soap each other's backs.

Angie: Veronica Mars got into Stanford?
Wallace: Yeah. Veronica Mars. Stanford.
Angie: Well I guess somebody has to do the football team.

Wallace: Anything to reinforce the P.W.T. stereotype.
Veronica: There's a pretty young thing stereotype? Do I fit it?
Wallace: P.W.T. Poor White Trash.
Veronica: Oh them.

Logan: Ahh. My buffalo burger has arrived. Thank you.
Wallace: Must be nice.
Logan: No, not for the buffalo.

Keith: You've got mail. From Stanford University.
Veronica: It's a little anorexic for an acceptance letter.

Logan: Gonna get all super-achiever on me, are you?
Wallace: I'm just trying to avoid flunking. Hearst would yank my scholarship.
Logan: Excellent. The bar is so low, we can step over it.

Keith: My coat?
Clemmons: Right. It's in the closet.
(Sees Veronica hiding in the closet)
Keith: Yep, that's mine all right.

Keith: Why aren't you learning something?
Veronica: And a good day to you, too, sir. I was thinking about some great advice you gave me.
Keith: 'Look both ways?' 'Don't stick that in your nose?'
Veronica: 'Follow the money.'

Lucky: Okay, Lover-Boy, that's enough face-sucking for now. We have things to do.
Logan: You're on a tight schedule of smoking pot and playing Halo. I can't wait to graduate.
Lucky: Come on, man. We're done screwing around. The ball's in our court. Someone's gotta pay.
Dick: But, after we make someone pay, we're gonna get high and play Halo, right?

Mr. Wu: Okay, people, that does it. I'm assigning your partners alphabetically. Dick, I think it's a bad idea for you and Mr. Echolls to be working together.
Dick: So bad, it's good?
Mr. Wu: No.
Dick: (to Logan) God, I don't know how I'm gonna quit you. Shh! It's not me, it's Wu.

Veronica: Did I see you at school today?
Keith: I don't know, were you hallucinating?

Maureen: Dick Casablancas is the bastard child of Satan.
Veronica: Well, that would explain a lot.

Wallace: When I die, I want you to raise money for my spread in Vibe.
Veronica: Oh, didn't I e-mail you? You're not allowed to die.

Veronica: Story of my life. I get five minutes of thinking my dreams may come true, and then some rich kid slaps reality back into me.

Veronica: Remind me, why did we break up?
Logan: You thought the other guy had greener grass. Or was it something about me being too much man? No wait! It was you. You were too much man.