At the beginning of the Episode, Keith Mars gives his Deputies specific assignments. He calls two of these Deputies "Kitsis and Horowitz". Edward Kitsis and Adam Horowitz are two writers and producers of Lost.
Wallace: It's like the NBA. Fatherless boy makes good, the dough starts rolling in, and here comes long-lost daddy expecting a payday.
Veronica: It's not the same thing.
Wallace: The world is upside down. Veronica Mars wants to believe in miracles, and I'm the cynical one.
Piz: Crack her open. We're celebrating. I was offered another internship.
Veronica: People are just falling all over themselves to not pay you.
Mac: Loves makes me lazy. It's a dangerous drug. Kills more brain cells than crystal meth. How is your cell count these days?
Veronica: Mmmm... I can still do long divisions but I can't quite remember all the continents.
Mac: So, Pizneland is the happiest place on Earth?
Veronica: Happy enough! There is no roller coaster but I think I can do without the adrenaline and nausea.
(Keith and Veronica watching Vinnie Van Lowe's TV campaign)
Vinnie: (voiceover) There's nothing more important than the safety of our children.
Veronica: Vinnie has kids?
Keith: None that he's aware of.
Veronica: You must be Kizza.
Kizza: Yes, uh, I'm looking for Detective Mars.
Veronica: I'm Detective Mars.
Kizza: You're just a girl. You're a-you're a teenager.
Veronica: A girl, a teenager, and a private detective. I'm a triple threat. Barely fits on my business card.
Keith: You passed.
Veronica: Yeah, I passed. And I beat your score by two points. But don't worry, Dad. I'll still lob in the token call from time to time asking for advice, thereby validating your existence.
Keith: I made a ninety-seven.
Veronica: It's beneath you to lie to me in this, my finest hour.
Keith: Are you at your desk?
Keith: Are you at my desk?
Keith: Then this will be easy. Pull out my middle drawer. I had a feeling this moment would come. You see it there?
Keith: Sweetie, maybe you should go sit back down at the receptionist's desk.
Veronica: Boning up on your South American culture? Conversational Portuguese, perhaps? If you're gonna be that close to Rio...
Logan: How do you know about my trip?
Veronica: Parker mentioned it.
Logan: Did my fan club meet today? Thought you guys only met on Wednesdays.
Veronica: Look, she was bummed you didn't tell her about the trip.
Logan: And you took turns sticking pins in your Logan dolls?
Mac: I'm in the porn version of Groundhog Day.
Max: 'Poundhog Day'?
Veronica: I'm in! The FBI has chosen me for their summer internship.
Keith: Yes! Talk about making up for that crappy P.I. exam score!
Veronica: (talking about Piz) Tell your roommate I came by hoping to kill time between classes getting to second base with someone then left unsatisfied.
Wallace: He's a good guy, Veronica. Try not to rip out his heart.
"Slipping Away" by The Aeroplanes
" 'R' " by Javelin Boot
"Dagger Bones" by Los Halos
"National Anthem of Nowhere" by Apostle of Hustle
This episode originally aired following the landmark Gilmore Girls series finale on the CW.
Episode Title: I Know What You'll Do Next Summer
This is an allusion to the 1997 horror film: I Know What You Did Last Summer.